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[Proto R-dash 5000 1]

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Twilight Sparkle

How did you find MLP Forums?: Internet

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: It came naturally

Greetings, flesh bags. I am prototype R-dash 5000, seriel # 393002 523482 800190 Super Swag(SS) series model.

 

I am looking foward to getting to know all who frequent these boards in the coming months. If you wish to know more about me, you will just have to keep watch my activities on these boards in the coming months.

 

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[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Well hello comrade robot....Comrade-Bot!!

 

I am Dimitri Hammer, Self-Proclaimed coolest and best Russian/Communist/Bearded man on the forums. Also I'm married to Fluttershy...

 

I welcome you to these forums. Hopefully being that you're a robot you'll learn to develop emotions and have nice memories about us!

[Felix 1,363]

Greetings Prototype! I'm no robot, but you definately seem like an interesting character! So...just keep that battery of yours charged and active, and you'll do fine here! (Take note, people here are...very weird. Including me. Lol.)

[Proto R-dash 5000 1]

Batteries are a thing of the past, my model runs off pure swag.

 

Wow, this board has a post minimum of 100 words... Now that is something I have not seen before, wow.

[aperture_tech 56]

Crush, kill, destroy, swag. Lol, that is where you got your name, I am guessing. Well, welcome to the forums, I hope you enjoy and stay active!

[Felix 1,363]

Batteries are a thing of the past, my model runs off pure swag.

 

Wow, this board has a post minimum of 100 words... Now that is something I have not seen before, wow.

 

You don't even have a battery? Swag? xD Alright then...keep your swag charged...I guess. xD I know, the 100 character limit is rather annoying. I mean seriously, it's the Internet right? How you can even expect for someone to write more than 5 words is beyond me.

[NavelColt 22,881]

Welcome to the board mister robot :3 I hope you enjoy yourself here. I'm C.Discord, mod, top Discord fan according to myself, writer, among not so many other things. Have fun, and if you ever have questions or need assistance, you can always bug me or one of the other staff.

 

I know, the 100 character limit is rather annoying. I mean seriously, it's the Internet right? How you can even expect for someone to write more than 5 words is beyond me.

 

How people find it so hard to add a little content to their posts past a simple, vague sentence is beyond me xP The limit is not at all hard to get used to, you just need to add a little extra content when you can't naturally exceed the minimum without even trying. It might seem obnoxious but it's just there to help improve board quality, and cut down on spam-filled posts that do nothing but clog the board.

[Felix 1,363]

How people find it so hard to add a little content to their posts past a simple, vague sentence is beyond me xP The limit is not at all hard to get used to, you just need to add a little extra content when you can't naturally exceed the minimum without even trying. It might seem obnoxious but it's just there to help improve board quality, and cut down on spam-filled posts that do nothing but clog the board.

 

Oh...well, I don't have too much of a problem with it. But, if you consider other people on the Internet no one ever says anymore than 5+ words. Most of the time, anyway.