Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 18, 2012 Share October 18, 2012 (edited) Link to OOC Topic: http://mlpforums.com/topic/36237-ooc-and-private-a-super-epic-battle-that-ponies-obviously-win/ A Super Epic Battle That Ponies Obviously Win. (Clarity and LF) This... Is a noble story of two valiant ponies. Their names are Clarity and Boss. Together they will go on an epic adventure like a baus to fight the overweight dragon like a baus, who would obviously lose, because...well, ponies always win in the end like a baus. It will earn them fame, glory, and best of all... Free McDonald's for life! Like a baus. A standard cheesy story of two ponies who would obviously win in the end, because...well, free McDonalds is a wonderful reward. Boss's alarm clock rung like a baus and he woke with a start like a baus. He got up and looked at the clock like a baus. It was 8am like a baus. He remembered today was the big day like a baus. He quickly ate breakfast like a baus and ran outside like a baus looking for Clarity like a baus. :3 ;;RPCode ;;Character Boss - Boss - Lightning Fluttershy - ;;Character Clarity - Clarity - Clarity - Edited October 22, 2012 by Lightning Fluttershy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 18, 2012 Share October 18, 2012 Clarity ate breakfast like a baus. It was toasted eggs and fried ham. Which made no sense, but Clarity didn't care. She was being a bauz. "Toasted eggs and fried ham...I need fries." @@Lightning Fluttershy, Clarity pondered her day through like a baus. But then, she realized, she needed to be more like a baus, which means she needed a partner. And who better to be a baus with her than Boss? Then she saw him. Standing like a baus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 18, 2012 Author Share October 18, 2012 (edited) Boss was just standing there like a baus when he realized he was referring to himself as a baus like a baus. He decided to stop being such a baus like a baus. Unfortunately for him he is such a baus that he can't even stop being a baus without being a baus like a baus. He then noticed Clarity looking at him and approacher her... Like baus. He then vowed to himself that he wouldn't call himself a baus at the risk of looking like an idiot like a baus. He then speaks to her... And resists the temptation to call himself a baus. "Hey. I was going to have some fries this morning but McDonalds was closed. We should totally go fight an obese dragon so we can eat McDonalds forever without paying cash." Edited October 18, 2012 by Lightning Fluttershy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 18, 2012 Share October 18, 2012 Clarity greeted Boss like a bau--I mean, like a friend. "Hey. I was going to have some fries this morning but McDonalds was closed. We should totally go fight an obese dragon so we can eat McDonalds forever without paying cash.""I had fried ham and toasted eggs this morning, and it should have been fried eggs and toasted ham!" Clarity said frustratedly. "I craved...fries." She took out a quill and a piece of parchment and drew epic mountains with horrible lava, huge obstacles, and a bunch of monsters for them to fight. "We'll do this...like a baus--I mean, like heroes." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 18, 2012 Author Share October 18, 2012 Boss looked down at the parchment like ba- like a normal pony who isn't a baus. "That looks dangerous. However I understand your dilemma. Cravings are the one thing you can't ignore... especially when it's for fries. We will overcome the obstacles for glory! For honour! FOR MCDONALDS!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 18, 2012 Share October 18, 2012 "Indeed!" Clarity shouted, her invisible cape flying behind her like a bau-----bus, while the scene changes into an explosion, making the whole thing look even more epic. Wait, that doesn't make sense! Clarity realized. Buses don't have capes... The epic bau---bus turned to Boss and shouted their motto. "FOR MCDONALDS!" She took out a quill and scribbled a bit more on the parchment. "For this lava part, we'll leap over so bravely without a scratch on us, because we're such bauses. I mean buses," she corrected hastily. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 18, 2012 Author Share October 18, 2012 Boss doesn't understand how Clarity got an invisibility cape like a ba- bus. He was very frustrated that his cape was visible and ponies below could see it, not like bauses because they are not bauses. "HEY! I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP OVER THIS LARGE LAVA POOL LIKE A BAUS UNTIL YOU MAKE MY CAPE INVISIBLE TOO! IT'S NOT FAIR!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 18, 2012 Share October 18, 2012 Clarity shrugs. "No, it doesn't make me invisible, it just makes me look really epic." She wrote more on the piece of parchment. "Over here is this really huge monster person animal goddess dude, and we're going to PWN it with sparkly magic and stuff, like a baus. We would fight," she continued, raising a fist, "FOR MCDONALDS! ...I mean, for the safety of others." A pair of shades magically appeared and landed on her snout. Clarity smirked like a baus. "Onward." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 19, 2012 Author Share October 19, 2012 Boss raises an eyebrow as Clarity raises her "fist". Her "fist" That pony just raised a fist. Boss shrugs it off and raises his hoof and yells at the sky. "MCDONALDS SHALL BE OURS BEFORE LONG! YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT!" He then magically clears the 100 foot lava pool in one jump like a baus. "FOR MCDONALDS. THE FRIES. THEY CALL OUT TO ME! Hey... I wonder if Big Mac likes big macs? " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 19, 2012 Share October 19, 2012 Clarity nods like a baus. "Fists are really cool! Hoof sounds lame," she replied airily. She watches Boss jump over a lava pit--a FAKE lava pit--and shakes her head. "We didn't start yet," she said. "This is just planning! And who cares what Big Mac likes as long as I have fries?" She glared at Boss. "Time to be serious. No more baus!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 19, 2012 Author Share October 19, 2012 Boss decides it trolling time like a baus. Every sentence he makes is bausly like a baus. He walks over to Clarity like a baus. He looks at her map like a baus. He speaks like a baus. "Because... baus Big Mac's name is Big Mac baus And it would be ironic if his fav food were big macs. baus" He then raises his hoof like a baus and yells like a baus. Boss will stop being such a baus now like a baus and take it seriously like a baus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 19, 2012 Share October 19, 2012 Clarity regarded Boss with a stern gaze. "Be serious! Comedy adventures are always regarded as stupid, and epic adventures with NO SMILING are always regarded like a baus. That's why we're leaping over this epic lava pit; not for comedy value, but because we look epic that way." The white unicorn looked around her room. "We need to pack up, because ponies always pack up before an epic adventure so they look more like bauses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 October 20, 2012 Author Share October 20, 2012 Boss immediately wipes any smile he had left off of his face... Like a baus. That is also the last baus comment you will ever hear from Boss for a long time. He then puts on his sunglasses and goes serious mode. He analyses the map and locates their global coordinates and measures that wind speed and then how far they are from Arian's Belt. "Judging by my calculations it will take us 23.457634456 days to walk to the obese dragon, without monsters. With them it will be... Let's see... Carry the 6... Divide by 6.44... Square root 5.335... It will take us 34.5838785 days by foot with monsters." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 October 22, 2012 Share October 22, 2012 (edited) "Time to go, then," Clarity remarks. "And be SERIOUS!" She levitated the bag onto her back and began their journey. What would await them? Found out next on Super Epic Battle! Soon, the bright streetside of Ponyville melted into a dark and menacing forest. @@Lightning Fluttershy, IT'S YOUR TURN Edited October 29, 2012 by Clarity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Fluttershy 1,844 November 2, 2012 Author Share November 2, 2012 (@@Clarity I know! I'm a busy person! ;ajlieface;) Boss nods. "Serious... Got it..." He looks in front of him and sees the forest materialize in front of his very eyes. The dark aura of the forest seemed to radiate in waves from it. Boss shivered as a cold, piercing wind blew from the depths of the forest. He nervously takes a step forward and instantly jumps back. As soon as he had set foot on the grounds of the demonic forest... He had felt something. As something freezing with cold evil had touched him inside. He looks to Clarity for advice. After all, she's the smart one. "What should we do? I don't like the looks... Or feels of this place." (Serious enough for you? xD) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarity 3,094 November 3, 2012 Share November 3, 2012 "What should we do? I don't like the looks... Or feels of this place.""It's the Everfree Forest, Boss," Clarity replied. She struggled off her backpack and took out her map. "We'll need to watch out for...timberwolves. Apparently they habit in places such as behind tree shades." She blabbed out facts without looking forward. Tucking the map back to her bag, she took out an apple and gave it to Boss. "Eat--it'll keep you warm and fuzzy." But as they trudged on, Clarity was hardly feeling warm and fuzzy herself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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