SilverStarApple 849 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 (edited) My name is Asquerade, I'm a Unicorn, and I specialise in mind-related magic, such as illusions or memory-tampering. I live inside the Canterlot Royal Library, and when I'm not playing chess against myself, I'm reading every book in the library, usually five at once. Sure, there isn't much point in simultaneously speed-reading five books at once when I could just use magic to absorb the book's information instantly, but I guess I just like reading. Call me old-fashioned, but hey, my teacher is the oldest general in Canterlot. To this day, he has never had a day off.When I got my Cutie Mark, after winning a chess tournament and donating the prize money to my family bookstore, A general in the Canterlot army allowed me to be his apprentice. I accepted, and I learned the ways of the battlefield, the sword, and the pony mind. (And the griffon mind, and the dragon mind, but mostly the pony mind.)When I was young, I used a spell to split my mind into thirds. I'm still myself, but I ended up with two new 'friends'. "Red", and "Blue". They come in handy when I'm focusing on a spell and holding a conversation at the same time, or when I'm unsure of the correct course of action.Grandmaster is just a title I earned, my name is Asquerade. If my father had gotten to name the bookstore, my mother would have named me something completely different.Ask me anything you'd like! (As long as it's not about the CH-6 party. Protip: Using Poison Joke recreationally at parties is a bad idea when you're just one pony. But when you've got two magical constructs living inside your head? Even worse, because each of you get some sort of effect, one for each mind, but your body gets hit with all of the effects. I ended up going blind in one eye, losing both right legs, and having my hairstyle ruined, all at the same time. I'm almost glad somepony found us in time and stopped the party. I got better. Even if it did mean my weapons and armour were taken away for a week.) Really? Nobody wants to know about my time in Coopenhagen? Or how I won a magic duel against myself? Or when I used an illusion to disguise myself as a fez, and somepony actually put it on, and the illusions fooled them into thinking I was a fez because it was just that good? Or what my classmates called me when I was young? Or the story behind that time when 'Trinity'?Go ahead, ask me about Trinity. Or the time when I accidentally a whole watermelon. To this day, I am still not allowed in Coltifornia unless I use an illusion or disguise. Or both.Or, you know, you could ask me something like "What is your favourite colour?", or "What is your favourite game?", or "What is the best book you've ever read?". Edited January 26, 2013 by Asquerade I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 26, 2013 Share January 26, 2013 Or the time when I accidentally a whole watermelon You accidentally a word. Anyway, what do you think of Twilight Sparkle? She's a purple unicorn living in the Ponyville Library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 26, 2013 Author Share January 26, 2013 (edited) Yes, I accidentally a whole watermelon. A whole watermelon! To this day, I'm still not allowed to go to Coltifornia. Twilight Sparkle? Well, she seems nice, and more importantly, she's smart. I've met her a few times, and she's cute, and hot, and I... uh... well... When I retire, I'll... uh... I'll look into it. Yeah. (Nervous laughter)Eh heh heh... heh heh... Any other questions? Preferably ones completely unrelated to that one? Edited January 26, 2013 by Asquerade I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 26, 2013 Share January 26, 2013 You like Twilight Sparkle, don't you, Asquerade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 27, 2013 Author Share January 27, 2013 (edited) (Blushes fiercely) M-m-maybe?I mean, she's just so... smart, and she's cute, and I think she might actually be smarter than I am! Do you have any idea how hot I find that? And yeah, her plot looks good, but she's so cute, and hot, and adorable! Have you seen how cute she looks when she gets flustered? And go ahead, read her mind, try not to fall in love with her! She's even cute when she's insane!...Don't tell Shining Armour. Or Greymane. Or Celestia. I'm not sure if Luna knows, because I'm not sure if she's been watching my dreams recently. I really, really hope she hasn't. I'm not currently tied up while Canterlot's best doctors try to magic the weirdness out of me, so I'm pretty sure that nopony knows. So, any other questions? Also, I got myself a tumblr! Don't ask how. I "Borrowed" it from the Canterlot Institute of Technology. http://askasquerade.tumblr.com/ Bump, because nopony is asking me any questions. Edited January 27, 2013 by Asquerade 1 I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 27, 2013 Share January 27, 2013 Your thoughts on this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnc-YU5uY5I 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 28, 2013 Author Share January 28, 2013 It's pretty good. I've heard better, but I've heard worse. I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 28, 2013 Share January 28, 2013 If you were forced to move to our world, but got to pick which country, where would you go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 29, 2013 Author Share January 29, 2013 The good, high-class areas of London. With fancy people, fancy clothes, expensive things for sale, and beautiful things on display. Oh, such beauty! It's a shame about the rest of it, but hey, I guess that's just how your world works. There is no super-mega-perfect town, where everyone works hard to keep it looking beautiful. Your world is full of different people, the good and the bad, but to be honest? You bronies are the only ones I find tolerable. If I had to pick an actual country, I'd pick Japan. It's a fun place, and it reminds me of Neighpon. I went there once, for a manga and amineigh convention. I bought a convention shirt, a convention hat, I kissed a pegasus girl that was dressed like that awesome manga version of Celestia from that manga with the ghosts and giant swords, and I ended up starting a fan-war between fans of Po-Ni-Oh! and Ponymon. That fan-war was a lot more fun than the griffon war I took part in when I went to Coopenhagen that one time. If it wasn't for me mind-reading one of my old schoolfriends a few months before that, I probably would have died. Twice. Actually, three times, since there's me, and I have two 'Passengers'. I feel lonely. Ask me something! I feel lonely. Ask me something! I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 29, 2013 Share January 29, 2013 Did you hear about the rumors regarding Twilight Sparkle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 30, 2013 Author Share January 30, 2013 I'm not sure. Which rumours do you mean? I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 30, 2013 Share January 30, 2013 (edited) I'm not sure. Which rumours do you mean? The rumors that... Season 3 finale spoilers below! Twilight will become an alicorn princess soon! Edited January 30, 2013 by nerfman100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 January 30, 2013 Author Share January 30, 2013 What? What?! WHAT?! ...What... She'll be an Alicorn Princess?! That'll be so awesome! Is it true that Alicorns have stronger magic than Unicorns? I never really read much on Alicorns. 1 I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 January 30, 2013 Share January 30, 2013 What? What?! WHAT?! ...What... She'll be an Alicorn Princess?! That'll be so awesome! Is it true that Alicorns have stronger magic than Unicorns? I never really read much on Alicorns. I wouldn't know if Alicorns have stronger magic. I'm assuming they do, but i don't know. Ask one of the princesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 January 30, 2013 Share January 30, 2013 I wouldn't know if Alicorns have stronger magic. I'm assuming they do, but i don't know. Ask one of the princesses. they do, Princess celestia's magic is more way powerful than Twilight's magic. 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverStarApple 849 February 5, 2013 Author Share February 5, 2013 If this rumour is true, then Twilight Sparkle just got 20% hotter. I hope the whole Pegasus "Wingboner" thing will apply. So hot! So, any other questions? Perhaps some questions about my "Passengers", or the time a I had a "Vacation" somewhere in the Griffon lands? They were in the middle of a war, so I examined both sides, and joined the morally superior(In comparison) side. Coopenhagen. I used a set of mechanical wings that I built myself! They e-were "Inspired by" the ones made by one of my old schoolfriends. It works up to mach 2, then problems arise. Overheating, friction, metal feathers falling out, that sort of thing. My black metal wings bursting into flame with me in the sky above the griffons, my two passengers temporarily released and flying arround, is what started the Trinity rumour. That awkward moment when an entire town of griffons mistake you for the legendary and possibly-nonexistant third Alicorn sister. Celestia, Luna, and... me in hastily-built fake wings? Anyway, I saved Coopenhagen from destruction, and won the war for them. Best vacation ever. The guards gave me the coolest nickname ever. Go on, ask what it was! Does anypony want to know about the time some colt insulted my mother, and I used my illusions on him? Go ahead, ask me what illusions I used! 'The mind' is are my magical specialty. Illusions fool the mind I can create an illusion so convincing that it can fool sight, sound, scent, taste and feels. Even the way the wind moves around an object! My illusions can fool echolocation, supernatural sixth senses, detection spells, magical items, and even Celestia and Luna. I have tested these, and I know that they work. Go ahead, ask me what I did when I was testing my invisibility illusion. It's not an official invisibility spell, it's an illusion that makes me invisible, and those are two completely different things. An invisibility spell only tricks sight, my illusion can fool all of the senses. I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725 My fanfic, starring Silver Star Apple: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224996/the-shining-silver-star-of-the-apple-family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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