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The Colt Doctor: Hello fellow ponies. It seems that during one of my time travels I have become a...colt.

Derpy: That's a baby pony! Hehe!

The Colt Doctor: Yes. I am now a baby pony. Derpy and I have no idea how this happened, but I have a strong feeling that my fellow ponies will help me.

Derpy: Yeah! So send in letters with questions or suggestions to my inbox at the ponyville post office.

The Colt Doctor: And please hurry. I can't stand being small and unable to do my duties!

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DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Ahem! So, how does asking questions help you return to normal?

 

 

The Colt Doctor: Ah, very good question. I hope that someone-

Derpy: Somepony!

The Colt Doctor:...That somepony will ask a question which will help me understand how to turn back to normal. It's like brainstorming really.

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Are you going to be forced to relive puberty?

The Colt Doctor: Well considering the fact that my body is that of a colts, then yes. I imagine I would, but I'll return to normal before then...right?

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One can only hope. About how old, in years are you now?

The Colt Doctor: Hm. I'm not sure how the age works in this magical pony land. Derpy, how old do you think I am?

Derpy: Hmmm. I'd say about three.

The Colt Doctor: See three- Wait, three?! Are you sure?

Derpy: Well you are about that size, unless you're short for your age.

The Colt Doctor: Well I guess three will have to do for now.

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Failtacular. And... DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!! What universe are you in?

The Colt Doctor: We are currently in the Equestira universe. I'd like to travel to another universe for help, but for some reason the Tardis won't let me go anywhere else. Strange. I don't know why.

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So you are in your own home/lab?

*Begins to fly in the direction of the lab*

*Realizes door is locked*

Crap.

The Colt Doctor: Oh, you want in? Well I'll just make Derpy let you in-

Derpy: No! *Flys to door and blocks it with her body*

The Colt Doctor: Wha- Derpy! What was that about?

Derpy: I can sense something about this pony Doctor. I can sense that it's a muffin thief! And I won't let him take my muffins!

The Colt Doctor:...

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Drat! Foiled again! What were you doing before the transformation? *Continues to rattle doorknob*

The Colt Doctor: Well, Derpy and I went to this one universe to stop a threat the Tardis picked up. After we defeated the threat, we returned to the Tardis where Derpy made some delicious muffians in the kitchen. I ate one, but before I could eat another, we passed through an electric wave storm--but that's happened before. Once I reset the Tardis and we returned home, and I was turned into a colt. Strange really.

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Maybe it was the muffins, I should take some samples just to be sure...

Derpy: No! No muffin sampling for you, Mr. Muffin Thief!

The Colt Doctor: But Derpy he might be able to help-

Derpy: No! I get to decide what muffins go in and out! Go away before I call the pony police!

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Hmm... Derpy seems a bit shaky about muffins... How did it... taste? *Drops walkie-talkie on steps* *Flees*

The Colt Doctor: Ah, don't worry about her. She just really loves muffians.

Derpy: Hmph!

The Colt Doctor: They tasted wonderful. Just like all the others she makes. Though this one was a new flavor. What flavor was it?

Derpy: Grapes!

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Magic muffins? ... Naw! Perhaps you could visit a hospital?

The Colt Doctor: What?! And let ponies see me like this? Never!

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Wear a paper bag over your head until you arrive? I'm sure Derpy has plenty.

Derpy: Those are for Nightmare Night. I can't, or Doctor, wear those, silly willy. Ponies will laugh because it's not Nightmare Night yet. Edited by Shypony
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Derpy: Those are for Nightmare Moon. I can't, or Doctor, wear those, silly willy. Ponies will laugh because it's out Nightmare Moon yet.

It's better than going out in public looking like a three year-old.

 

Do you rrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyy believe in humans? Seems a bit far-fetched.


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It's better than going out in public looking like a three year-old.

 

Do you rrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyy believe in humans? Seems a bit far-fetched.

The Colt Doctor: What? Of course I do. I was a human before.

Derpy: I still say you hit your head too hard.

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Did you feel strange during the transformation?

The Colt Doctor: I did feel a little light headed, as I do now, but I'm sre nowhing- De! I-I caw't tawked!

Derpy: Huh? Oh my gosh Doctor! You're talking like a three year old pony! Hehehe! So cute!

The Colt Doctor: Not cute! *Stuck his tongue out, but quickly stuck it back in his mouth when he realized what he did. He covered his mouth with his hoof and blushed*

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