Well, I ate a horse out on my front lawn yesterday.
Everything went to a blur after that and before I knew what was going on I woke up in my bed, covered in tuna salad and holding an empty bottle of vintage champagne.
Hmm... a quick post here before I go to bed should grant me the life skills, carbohydrates, regicide attempts, Stormgiggle exposure, Homestuck references and mental instability I need for a prophetic night's sleep.
G'night, you magnificent bastards.
Indeed you have, fellow has-been.
People like us used to run this thread...
But together we can reclaim our former glory.
Join my team... and together we can defeat all of this new-blood!
Don't get me wrong, Georgia is a fancy font, but it seems a bit too... "garish" and "cliche" for me. Like the font equivalent to writing in purple prose.
Courier New is the kind of font you would use if your computer happened to be a typewriter, or if you wanted to seem like you had some kind of disconnected serenity. Monotonous, but peaceful. Wouldn't you agree?
Courier New is an amazing font, I must say.
Truly the font of many a well-cultured gentry around the world.
But for now, I must adjourn to my chambers for the night, and I shall sleep well with the knowledge of the fact that this post is (at least for now) last.
G'night, you bunch of rambunctious little ponies. (︶ω︶✿)