Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 (edited) Desperate times call for desperate measures! Since the outbreak of the Pony Navel Revolution, trends have been springing up at a rapid rate. Despite the attempts at countering these they have gone unabated. An even more abominable trend has developed on this April 1st. Several mods have already taken recourse to G1 pony avatars. A horror like this simply cannot go unchallenged. Nor can those supporting this be allowed to spread their G1 heresies. Since diplomacy is of no use here I have decided to take matters into my own hands. On this day, April 1st, I have called a Holy Crusade to wipe out all these terrors once and for all. All who have succumbed to these trends are worthy targets whom must be eradicated at all costs. Join me now in the fight against these heresies. Our army shall be called the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre (definitely not copied from a real Crusading order because it has the convenient word 'Equestrian' in it). In order to join, use an avatar (and preferably also a username) based off a historic crusader, someone important relating to the crusades (no Saracens, though!), or just a Crusader themed pony (standard CMC's don't count) and post a response here! I shall be going as Joan of Arc! Although not a crusader she did intend to join the crusades launched against the Hussites (although she was executed by the English prior to then! ) So what do you say? 'God wills it!' should be your response! :3 Members: Lady Rarity Pony as Joan of Arc Modphase as King Richard the Lionheart Yes-Man as Indiana Jones (don't ask) Edited April 1, 2013 by Lady Joan of Arc 1 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 You don't stand a chance against the G1 Shadowbolts . Just so you know 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 You don't stand a chance against the G1 Shadowbolts . Just so you know The Muslim defenders of Jerusalem must have said something similar. And where are they now???? Crushed under the might of a crusading army! Don't even get me started about the Byzantines of Constantinople. :V LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 The Muslim defenders of Jerusalem must have said something similar. And where are they now???? Crushed under the might of a crusading army! Don't even get me started about the Byzantines of Constantinople. :V None of them had flying 1980's ponies in bad@$$ uniforms. Or fangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 None of them had flying 1980's ponies in bad@$$ uniforms. Or fangs. True, true. But their women were pretty ugly. Doesn't that make up for it? LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 Does this count as a crusader? 3 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 Does this count as a crusader? Who's that? :I LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 True, true. But their women were pretty ugly. Doesn't that make up for it? Hm. Fair point. I guess we'll find out on the battlefield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modphase 1,271 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 (edited) I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'll uphold the Holy Roman (Equestrian) Catholic Church against these heathens in the name of the lord, as King Richard the Lionheart. God wills it! Deus vult! Edited April 1, 2013 by Modded King Richard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 Who's that? :I IT'S INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE 2 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'll uphold the Roman (Equestrian) Catholic Church against these heathens in the name of the lord, as King Richard the Lionheart. God wills it! Deus vult! IT'S INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE You're both in! 1 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 You're both in! I never actually thought that would work,But okay! oFTo 1 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 I never actually thought that would work, But okay! oFTo If I was selecting Inquisitors I'd probably have burned you at the stake for that joke. But not for a crusade. :3 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 If I was selecting Inquisitors I'd probably have burned you at the stake for that joke. But not for a crusade. :3Hey, I had the LAST crusade.http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6zXDo4dL7SU 1 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,881 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 G1 Abominations, petty mortals from archaic times. Doesn't matter what form of avatar you wield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 April 1, 2013 Share April 1, 2013 G1 Abominations, petty mortals from archaic times. Doesn't matter what form of avatar you wield. Wintiel.png Bitch please,I've fought Nazi's, Ghosts, Soviets, Giant Boulders, Mobsters, got driven around by a small child, been with countless women, discovered numerous artifacts, freed many child slaves, ended a Thuggee cult, seen aliens, and survived a nuclear bomb. IN A REFRIDGERATOR! 1 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 1, 2013 Author Share April 1, 2013 This crusade...it is not large enough! Better improve soon or I'll just sack Constantinople out of anger. LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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