Useful information for everybody

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Hello, everyone. You may have known for the longest time that my opinions are secretly facts.  Well, I've compiled some facts that I thought would be useful to you.

 

 

1.) All Vitamin Waters are dragonfruit flavored no matter what the label says.

 

2.) All boneless chicken products have a bone in them. You can only find the bone after you don't have anything left to drink so you choke and die.

 

3.) Revolving doors are specifically programmed to get jammed when you're having a family emergency.

 

4.) You're a wizard, Harry.

 

5.) People will bug me about leaving number five blank even though I only made the text white.

 

6.) Number five actually exists if you look for it.

 

7.) They put you on their mailing list anyways, because they know your E-mail, whether or not you told them.

 

9.) 

 

10.) They know, too

 

11.) All modern snake oil is required by law to contain the words "Prevents cancer" or "assists weight-loss" somewhere on the package.

 

12.) There is no number eight on this list, and now you're going to go back and check.

Edited June 3, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[BrainyBrony 252]

That was great! 

[Starlight Sky 374]

Yes, we know they are secretly facts! So secret in fact, that they become opinions 

I do enjoy your decrees, but apparently I defied number twelve  Please don't throw me in the dungeon..or banish me...or throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banished me to!

Edited June 3, 2013 by Starlight Sky

[An Old Head 4,816]

I noticed number eight was missing before reading number twelve.

 

Do I get a prize?

[Gay Bird 421]

There's no number 5! (I'm saying this cause you said I would)