Stoopid things you would have on your tombstone

[Rocco 567]

7/10

 

"wormy wormy one by one, oh im having so much fun! wormy wormy two by two, crawling in and out of you!"

Edited September 2, 2013 by Lucid Sketch

[Nurin Insyirah 12]

8/10

"Are you a woodchuck? How much wood would you chuck if you could chuck wood? Woodchucks live here, right?"

Yes, that was random.

[dedacct6 2,591]

Go away I'm busy being dead...

[Loriem 639]

4/10

 

They said I was paranoid, but it seams someone was right about the squirrels and their assassination plot!

[Trickiert 150]

4/10

 

"We had a good run world, but you're dumb as hell."

[Loriem 639]

9/10

 

"Alright, I guess I can't jump buildings anymore."

[Guest]

7/10

"Ahhh! Whoa! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by ‘who am I’? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It’s a sort of a tingling in my… well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let’s call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now, isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground!"

[Loriem 639]

8/10 sounds like the stork F***ed up.

 

 

"I blame beth, this is probably beth's fault."