open Walmart RP

[FlareGun45 2,221]

Here I am, getting my carriage ready for a 2 hour trip to Baltimare, because that's where the nearest Walmart is. I'd just doing my shopping here, but.... you can tell Walmart is a cheap-price place. "There we go!" I said, as I got my carriage ready, about to leave Ponyville.

[CobraCommando 37]

Damn this sale, Damn this Walmart for the evil's it has done....

 

 

Yet it had some really good deal's and such, I wondered into the store and wondered down the lane to the chip's o such glorious chips...AND SUDDENLY it caught my eye, Chi[s and salsa were 1.25$ off and Doritos were the same price. I sat contemplating the Good's, Either i get the chips and salsa or I get blue Doritos's o such glorious thing's they were but the spice was nice as well. I sat there...Thinking of the world and what i should but... i starved to death before i made my decision and a man cleaned up the mess. 

Edited July 24, 2013 by CobraComando

[Somebody 570]

I walked through the aisles, looking for my cherished object of affection to no avail... Wandering aimlessly, searching and searching for my beloved. Where could she be? I thought I left her right here. Was I to search the hallowed halls of Rollbacks for all eternity?

 

Then suddenly, SHE appeared to me. My lovely, how I missed her so... there she sat, in the center of the aisle. Had this been a K-Mart, she would have had a glorious and shining blue light hovering over her, but alas, she stood against a backdrop of the simple beauty of the cardboard sign with the sunny smiling face...

 

The SCREWDRIVER. How I missed her so! How I longed for the glorious twisting of the Phillips head... and she was to be mine, and mine alone, never to leave my toolbox again.

 

...Long story short, I bought the thing, but it fell out of the back of my truck before I got home. I was sad. The end.

[Sticky Apple 46]

Land Whale was a peculiar sort of pony. Her favorite shopping center was walmart, which helped her stave her cundishuns without any trouble. That was unless some fat shaming thin pony said she should be eating fruit instead of her favorite sugary treats and that she should drink water instead of her glorious beetus juice. Anyhow, it was shopping day for the overly curvy mare. Her "curves" fell off to her sides and formed into copious folds decorating her body.

 

After she waddled into the store, she was annoyed to find that the only scooter was far away from her. And by far away, that meant more than ten feet. She grumbled to herself, muttering something about the store not respecting her cundishuns. After the journey of over a million inches, at least to her, LW heaved her glorious curvy body onto the scooter, which sank down under her tremendous weight. And behind her, she left a trail of sweat, grease and BO that would make even the most iron stomached pony heave into a trash bin.

 

Off Land Whale went on her quest for more beetus powered goodness.

[MushroomTop 22]

Mushroom Top was on her way to Wal-Mart, as she heard that her friend, Land Whale, was going there for her "beetus powered goodness". MT needed to pick up a few things at the store as well, as she knew that LW often forgot of the other things that would be needed, other than the "beetus powered goodness" that she so loved. As she arrived at the store, she found a small trail of sweat, greese, and BO, and immediately she knew that it was that of her friend's, as it only happened when the scooters were more than ten feet away from their usual location. She then walked into the store, and went to the shopping carts and grabbed one, then went to get some of her usual groceries.

Edited July 24, 2013 by MushroomTop