Let's tell a story!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

So it goes like this. Somebody posts the start to a story. Another user posts the next part, and it goes on from there. The post has to be a random and silly as possible. No user can post more than once consecutively. No ending the story.

 

(No, this isn't an RP.)

[Mr F 1,522]

Once there was a fat goat that loved bacon.

One day he found a strange metal like object.

Since he is a goat and not very smart he tried to take a shit on it.

The shit fell through and he did not hear it land.

He said: I'MMA EAT YOU MUFFINS!

Then he quickly jumped into it and fell through.

He quickly relized that he was in a sort of room.

Edited October 14, 2013 by a crazy pony