March of the Royal Canterlot Guard

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

I guess this is what happens when you become very...very board.

 

I had "British Grenadiers" stuck in my head all day, and I had to ponify it somehow.

I think I may have used poetic license a wee bit (like, everywhere.)

So here it is-

 

March of the Royal Canterlot Guard

(To the melody of "British Grenadiers.")

 

Some talk of Princess Luna, and some of Nightmare Moon,

but none by these the greatest were ever moved to swoon.

For fear shall ne'er befall thee, oh few of high regard.

So stamp thy feet and be thee fleet: oh steeds of Royal Guard.

Thou stand for crown and country, oh graceful Canterlot.

And take thy bits for Celestia, to guide her chariót.

For loyal are your rankings, quoth strong the songs of bards

Hasten to thy vic'try, oh steeds of Royal Guard.

With azure crest and guiled golden 'mor adorned

Let en'mies gates be sealed, and fire for turret warn.

Let all their plans be thwarted, and their castles shook to shard

Sling thy arrows, for they cannot hurl the Royal Guard.

March thee back from vic’try, onward bound to home.

And let the Solar Empire, light thy path in gloam

So have no fear or doubt now, though thy task be hard

For Canterlot ‘er will need thee, brave steeds of Royal Guard

[Jokuc 8,174]

Haha nice moose!

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

Haha nice moose!

 

Thanks a ton, Jokuc!