My Adventure when the Forums were down

[The Soldier 2,044]

Ay, laddies, sit down near me. I have a story to tell ye.

 

My adventure started when me place, the forums, went down. I could've stayed in my home fer a few days, but instead, a mysterious ray from the sun shone down upon me. It grabbed me and threw me outside very far, which knocked me own head out. When I woke up, I was to find meself in a mysterious place where me head could not have remember, not in me life. Me first goal was an important one: Find me home.

 

On me way, me first stop were actually a pub; I had to get me some drinks and carry on with my journey. Over there, I made me some friends who some are almost have the same interest in me. There was another friend, whose description will go unsound, who I couldn't believe me own eyes on. She was not the everyday pony you'd see. And honestly, if she weren't me friend, she would've be me reward.

 

On me next stop, I was walking through a bunch of places like a mall, a swamp, a bridge, and other places. Didn't seems so hard until me eyes caught a bunch of hordes of zombies coming right at me! It seem they never stop coming but there were a few breaks where I could take a breather...

 

Once I finally escaped from those horrid undead, I found me a karate class on the way. Me loved karate ever since me was a wee boy. Me enthusiasm and pride in this was so great, I learned the whole thing one hour.

 

After finishing the final class, me eyes did not deceive when I got kidnapped! Me karate could've been useful if the person hadn't tied me up. Once captured, I was forced to enlist in the war between red and blu mercenaries. However, I was quite useful to both sides, so I joined one or the other on sometimes. They forged me name into an Australian Sniper.

 

In the war, me karate has finally come to use. I punch and chop me enemies (and technically friends) to death, sometimes ending the life with a kick! Me karate has also taught me to sneak behind me enemies (and technically friends) and perform a surprise attack upon them!

 

After me job was done, the kidnappers, who were me leaders in the war, were finally able to send me back to me home. Where me computer were finally displaying the MLP Forums after a quick refresh. And that is where me journey had ended...

[Shift 4,272]

[Dr. Zerkagon 92]

I noticed it went down, and went on Reddit.

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