The main princesses and Gregg

[InvaderShy 18]

Many of us know that Celestia and Luna had lived more than thousand years. But I wonder myself: What would be the reason for their supposed inmortality?

Well, I came up with a mini-theory that could explain that. And I did it by using Gregg the Grim Reaper from Conker: Live and Reloaded.

It starts like this:

 

Possibly, in their teenager years, both future princesses had a mortal accident while they were flying falling on the floor and supposedly died.

 

So, like Conker, thay finished in afterlife dimenson and dialogue between them would be like this:

 

Gregg: "Celestia, Luna, you are dead. You'de pretty dead. Yes, you're dead, young ladies. Dead as a...(megaphone break down) I can't believe this fucking shit is always giving me problems. How am I supposed to seem scary? (He stares at Celestia and Luna) Greetings, Gregg's the name. I'm the Grim Reaper. Don't laugh!"

Celestia: "Aren't you supposed to look like a pony?"

Gregg: "Well, excuse me for not fullfilling your expectatives, doll face. Why should I look like a pony?"

Luna: "We suppose thou art right"

Gregg: "Now, let's see. (The Grim Reaper's list appear befor him) Celestia...and Luna. Species?"

Luna: "Alicorns"

Gregg: "Alicorns. Oh, bloody hell", both of you would have to be sodding alicorns, wouldn't you?"

Celestia: "What's the problem about that?"

Gregg: "Yeah, you two are worse than the shitty undead. Those smelly goddamn things are a pain in the arse. As the cats, you two are of those special cases. Well, a very special case, actually"

Celestia: "What do you mean?"

Gregg: "Since I don't get paid for this job and just follow the rules, the alicorns can live for much lives as they desire without any restriction. Same shit goes for draconeqqus as well."

Luna: "Interesting, so we're not dead at all."

Gregg: "You're dead, but not quite." 

Celestia: "Well, if that's the thing I suppose we're leaving now."

Gregg: "Stand still, smart arses. I'm not done yet. You may live for many years, but that doesn't save you from dead. If you let your powers get tainted, it would make you vulnerable enough to die. So, if you two want to live peacefully I advise you to create a very peaceful environment. The way you could get it it's up to you. If you make it, I'm bounded to add an extra life to yours. Understood?"

(Both princesses stared to each other and nod)

Luna: "Well, it's something pretty weird, but OK."

Gregg: "Weird? It's the best bloody deal you could ever agreed, you little twats. Right, piss off now. I've got some cats to see. Bloody things. I hate those stupid cats, the way they meow and piss everywhere and left an accurst smell..."

(Celestia and Luna get back to life)

 

Well, what do you say? Agree? Disagree?

What would you edit in the dialogue?

[Scootalove 10,689]

Interesting theory, I don't think it could be possible but I do love the dialogue though.