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"So Vinyl… How did you end up with that scar anyways?", Octavia asked moving her straw up and down in her soda.

"Oh, that thing", she said glancing down at her right fore-hoof.

Well it was all because of one playful insult…

 

"So, Derpy, excited for my concert, tomorrow night?", Vinyl asked walking alongside Derpy.

"Uh, you betcha’! Oomph!", Derpy walked straight into a pear stand. Pears scattered about and Vinyl fell on the ground laughing kicking her legs around, as Derpy sat there embarrassed looking down at the ground.

"Hahaha! Hey, Derpy snicker, I guess you really are vision imPEARed! HAHAHA!"

Derpy’s eyes changed from walled eyed to straight and an angry grimace appeared on her face. She took a pear and stumbled up and made her way toward the still laughing mare.

"You… Take that… BACK!", she yelled taking the stem-side of the pear and stabbing it into vinyl’s foreleg although she was going for the back of the head Vinyl’s kicking around made it hard to do so. Her foreleg was covered in Pear-matter and the stem was jabbed into her leg".

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*Slurping up a pink whale through a big straw while in a swimming pool filled with trash and some kinda gravy*.
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