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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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27. If the store has a restaurant inside, bust fast food from another restaurant, then go eat it inside the stores restaurant.

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Again since there isn't Walmart in Britain i'll use ASDA (owned by Walmart, close enough)

 

29. Go to the meat section look at a chiken and yell "<insert chicken name>(Scootaloo as an example) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" whilst waving your fists in the air. 

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30. Get a goldfish in a bag, as one you would win at a carnival, go to the pet department and try to sell them the fish.

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GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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33.  Walk through the store pretending to have a dog on a leash, talking and pretending there is an invisible dog next to you.

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35.  Go to the produce section, look for something you can buy by the pound or by weight, and by a ridiculously small amount.  Such as 10 beans or one banana.

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38. (this one requires a friend) splash a red liquid all over the floor then get your friend to lie in the red liquid holding a knife to his chest and playing dead, then when someone comes to that section say "serves you right" then both get up and run off.


39. grab some pillows and a blanket, clear a shelf and pretend to sleep on said shelf.

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41. Get on the intercom system and say "Attention customers, but will the owner of the [pick a color] car please come to the front.  Your car is on fire."

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GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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46. Dress up in a costume that looks like the old Wal-mart Rollback mascot (the smiley face) and stand outside with a sign that says "Please give me my job back."

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GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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