Enter SNIPER and SCOUT at Nucleus (on RED)

SNIPER- Let’s have a go at it!

SCOUT-Yeah, Let’s waste ‘em!

The Administrator- BEGIN!

*Enter PYRO (BLU team)*

*SCOUT rushes towards PYRO, PYRO sets SCOUT on fire*

*SNIPER takes shot at PYRO, hits his head, and PYRO falls over*

SCOUT- Way to go, Pally!

SNIPER- You’re welcome, mate.

*SCOUT sees SNIPER, but this SNIPER happens to be SPY (BLU)*

SNIPER- Standin’ around like a bloody idiot! *Takes shot, hits SPY in the head*

SPY- This is not over! *Shoots SCOUT in SCOUT’s head with his revolver*

*As he’s about to be shot* SCOUT- This is not happening… *dies*

SNIPER- Oh you bloody piker! *Hits SPY with Headshot*

*DEMOMAN (BLU) comes into SNIPER’s view*

SNIPER- Boom, Headshot *Shoots DEMOMAN, misses* *Looks around, sees DEMOMAN charging at him*

DEMOMAN- People like you give war a bad name! *Charges and then swings with bottle, hits SNIPER in his face.*

SNIPER- This fight needs to be fair, you bomb-flingin’ wanker! *hits DEMOMAN with his kukri, DEMOMAN has his right arm cut off*

DEMOMAN- *launches grenade at SNIPER* KABLOOIE!!!

*SNIPER throws grenade at DEMOMAN, DEMOMAN explodes*

SNIPER- Tagged ya, ya wobblin’ Scot!

PART II

Enter SNIPER, and SOLDIER

SOLDIER- You deserve a medal.

SNIPER- For what exactly, mate?

SOLDIER- For what you did at Nucleus. You defended your honor from those maggots.

SNIPER- Okay.

*ENTER SNIPER, HEAVY, SCOUT (II), and MEDIC at 2FORT*

SNIPER- Let’s go mates!

SCOUT II, HEAVY, and MEDIC in unison- YEAH!

*ENTER PYRO (II), SPY (II), DEMOMAN (II), and ENGINEER*

*Battle cries from all of them*

*RED and BLU teams combine, after confrontations, SCOUT II and ENGINEER are seen dead.*

*SNIPER shoots SPY II and hits SPY II’s head, while SPY II falls and dies, he shoots the MEDIC, MEDIC dies from head wound*

HEAVY- MEDIC!!! DOKTOR!!! No…

*HEAVY shoots at DEMOMAN II, nearly kills him before being burnt to death by PYRO II, SNIPER shoots DEMOMAN II just as HEAVY dies, and kills him*

SNIPER- Take THAT ya Scottish Cyclops!

*PYRO II emerges, and hits SNIPER with his flare gun, SNIPER is burning, takes out his SMG*

SNIPER- take this, ya bogard! *Shoots and nearly kills PYRO II*

*as PYRO II moans* SNIPER- NAH! I should let you die right there, you crazed maniac.

PART III

SNIPER, SOLDIER II along with MEDIC II, and ENGINEER II (RED), appear at Double Cross.

SNIPER- C’mon mates! Let’s do this!

*SNIPER sees HEAVY II (BLU), DEMOMAN III, PYRO III, and SCOUT III (BLU) exiting BLU base*

*SNIPER suddenly sees RED medic from 2FORT, as a hallucination*

SNIPER- What the hell, mate? How are you bloody here?

*MEDIC (I) vanishes*

The Administrator- You’re the only RED left. I knew you’d fail me.

SNIPER- Sorry, crazy mongrels, but I come prepared.

*SNIPER throws jarate at BLU team, hits all but SCOUT III.*

*SNIPER quickly takes them out*

The Administrator- Impressive!

*SCOUT III rushes behind SNIPER*

SNIPER- Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!

*SNIPER shoots SCOUT III in his hip*

SCOUT III- You can’t take me down! *hits SNIPER with bat* BONK!

SNIPER- Oh yes I can. Say hello to my knife mate. G’day to ya!

*SNIPER decapitates SCOUT III with his knife*

SNIPER- This is getting a little too easy.

PART IV

-6 years later-

*SNIPER enters*

The Administrator- I’ve made a special mission for you today. Defend Mann Co. at all costs!

SNIPER- Okay mates, time to… *sees 145 robots* die?

*After shooting down 50 or so* SNIPER- This is too easy, mate

*Sees robots, horde of about 40 or so coming at him*

SNIPER- Oh shit mate, this ain't as easy as I thought! *shoots them until they’re all on the ground, the last near to him*

*gets a little further from Mann Co. headquarters, shoots about 5 in the process of movement*

SNIPER- Time to bust up all these mongrels! *shoots about 40 or so, the rest come at him* Oh rubbish!

*SNIPER throws his kukri at one robot, and shoots about five more until they’re in his face.* *SNIPER runs to get his kukri, and robots follow. SNIPER is burnt, and kills two others with kurki while burning and struggling.*

* As he goes for the final robot* SNIPER- CHARGE!!!!.... *SNIPER dies*

PART V-The Epilogue

-About 45 minutes after the last robot is killed by engineers inside Mann CO. headquarters, the SOLDIER hosts a small funeral for SNIPER-

SOLDIER- We came here to honor the trooper that saved the entirety of Mann CO., the RED sniper. He was a brave, Australian, man. He was sent by the administrator today to stop the robots that were outside of our base, recently. He killed 144 out of the 145 robots. This is confirmed by a recent body count. The last was extinguished by our engineers. Let us never forget the braveness of this man, and continue on!

-Soon after “funeral”, at SNIPER’s grave-

SOLDIER- You were one of the bravest, toughest, and most efficient troops I’ve ever known. You deserve more than just A medal. You deserve them all for your actions today. I mean the Purple Heart, the Tier 1, The Medal of Honor... (continues rambling on for a few moments) I salute you, sniper, I salute you, and hope that up there it's happier than down here. *SOLDIER bursts into tears*

*THE END*