5th Pony Waifu Wedding

Flutterdash x Fluttershy.

 

Whew, these are starting to get popular.

 

 

 

 

Skype Wedding Transcript

[7:47:00 PM] Kel Grym: *waits for attendance*

 

 

[7:47:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

 

 

[7:47:42 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *stumbles in*

 

 

[7:48:11 PM] Kel Grym:

 

 

[7:48:13 PM] Kel Grym: <_<

 

 

[7:48:17 PM] Kel Grym: Is that it?

 

 

[7:48:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Is this the bathroom? Pretty big bathroom...

 

 

[7:49:13 PM] Kel Grym: -_-...perhaps it's for the best. This is Fluttershy...

 

 

[7:49:43 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh. Her. That timid fiend...

 

 

[7:50:00 PM] :Flutterdash:: indeed. (cat)

 

 

[7:50:07 PM] Kel Grym: *Plays wedding music*

 

 

[7:50:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Yay!

 

 

[7:51:29 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here on this auspicious day, to celebrate the union of a real being and a fictional being.

 

 

[7:51:43 PM] Kel Grym: Is the real being present?

 

 

[7:51:56 PM] :Flutterdash:: indeed.

 

 

[7:52:05 PM] Kel Grym: Not you, I was talking about Fluttershy.

 

 

[7:52:05 PM] Fluttershy: Eep!

 

[7:52:44 PM] :Flutterdash:: Oh, yea she's here.

 

 

[7:53:24 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *vomits in corner after 5th martini*

 

 

[7:53:24 PM] Fluttershy: 0_0...oh my.

 

 

[7:53:34 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent. Bride and Groom are here.

 

 

[7:54:17 PM] AlicornAcolyte: ...

 

 

[7:54:32 PM] Kel Grym: You cleaning that up later.

 

 

[7:55:17 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I'll make Spike clean it.

 

 

[7:55:32 PM] Zizkil M.: Dick

 

 

[7:55:55 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Hey. He's my assistant too.

 

 

[7:56:00 PM] Kel Grym: And now the rest of the attendance comes in...

 

 

[7:56:39 PM] :Flutterdash:: Figures.

 

 

[7:57:12 PM] Kel Grym: *Ahem*

 

 

[7:57:29 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Dammit

 

 

[7:57:33 PM] ghostfacekiller39: I was in the shower

 

 

[7:57:38 PM] ghostfacekiller39: did I miss something important?

 

 

[7:57:49 PM] ghostfacekiller39: like, [censored by the minister] or something in that area?

 

 

[7:57:49 PM] Fluttershy: D:

 

[7:57:53 PM] :Flutterdash:: Oh now you arrive

 

 

[7:58:03 PM] ghostfacekiller39: To be fair, I'm totally naked right now.

 

 

[7:58:03 PM] Fluttershy: *blushes & hides face*

 

[7:58:07 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Anyway, wedding?

 

 

[7:58:12 PM] :Flutterdash:: yea. (cat)

 

 

[7:58:17 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Ok, I'll shut up

 

 

[7:58:25 PM] Kel Grym: *sighs*

 

 

[7:58:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh wow!

 

 

[7:59:25 PM] Kel Grym: 0_o...wow what?

 

 

[7:59:37 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Only two of the Six left.

 

 

[8:00:02 PM] Kel Grym: yes...I know. Congradulations, you can do arithmatic.

 

 

[8:00:21 PM] AlicornAcolyte: That's an achievement after five martinis.

 

 

[8:00:37 PM] :Flutterdash: *facehooves*

 

 

[8:00:49 PM] Kel Grym: Anyways...on with the wedding.

 

 

[8:01:30 PM] Kel Grym: Do you Flutterdash, take Fluttershy, as your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in

 

health, for democracy or despontism, until death do ye part?

 

 

[8:01:52 PM] :Flutterdash:: I do

 

 

[8:02:52 PM] Jump Cut: *clap*

 

 

[8:02:58 PM] Kel Grym: And do you, Fluttershy, take Flutterdash, as your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness or in health, through hellfire and torrential ice storms, until a slow and painful death comes knocking at your doorstep to drag you kicking an screaming into the abyss?

 

 

[8:04:07 PM] Fluttershy: o_o ....um.

 

 

[8:04:30 PM] Kel Grym: Oh dear. You poor thing.

 

 

[8:04:32 PM] Fluttershy: *takes deep breath* .....Yes. I do.

 

[8:04:38 PM] AlicornAcolyte: \o/

 

 

[8:05:06 PM] Kel Grym: Then by the powers granted to me by the ULC, and under the Holy authority of Celestia, I do hear by pronounce thee man and wife.

 

 

[8:05:10 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride.

 

 

:Flutterdash: softly kisses Fluttershy

 

 

[8:06:12 PM] Kel Grym: Whoops...forgot to ask if anyone had objections.

 

 

[8:06:25 PM] :Flutterdash:: too late.

 

 

[8:06:37 PM] Kel Grym: *looks at time machine in the corner*

 

 

[8:06:48 PM] :Flutterdash:: o_o

 

 

[8:07:31 PM] Kel Grym: *Kel Grym jumps into the time machine and goes back to the point before he pronounced Flutterdash and Fluttershy*

 

 

[8:05:06 PM] Kel Grym: Ahem...does anyone have any objections?

 

 

[8:05:10 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *raises hand*

 

 

[8:05:50 PM] Kel Grym: yes you there, what are your objections?

 

 

[8:06:15 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh, I was only stretching. Carry on.

 

 

[8:06:26 PM] Kel Grym: -_-...

 

 

[8:07:03 PM] Kel Grym: I suppose there are no objections.

 

 

[8:08:01 PM] ghostfacekiller39: (mooning)

 

 

[8:08:10 PM] :Flutterdash:: uhh..

 

 

[8:08:12 PM] Fluttershy: *gasps and covers mouth*

 

 

[8:09:16 PM] Kel Grym: *points at ghostie* That's not appropriate! 50 Hail Celestia's for you!

 

 

[8:10:22 PM] ghostfacekiller39: All apologies...I couldn't contain myself...

 

 

[8:10:45 PM ] AlicornAcolyte: What an asinine move.

 

 

[8:10:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Assanine

 

 

[8:10:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: lol

 

 

[8:11:09 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Alright, all apologies, carry on.

 

 

[8:11:28 PM] Kel Grym: sigh...okay okay, I pronounce you and Fluttershy Man and Wife...you may kiss the bride.

 

 

Flutterdash: softly kisses Fluttershy, blushing.

 

 

[8:12:30 PM] Kel Grym: Well that settles that...hopefully I didn't create a time paradox.

 

 

 

 

It is done. Flutterdash and Fluttershy are a thing now. Get over it.

 

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services