Once the tyrannical and oppressive war machine of a government is overthrown, the Chickenist plan shall prevail as:
Chancellor and Supreme Leader: Chicken-Kim-Jong-IL-Joesph-Stalin-Adolf-Hitler-Pancakes.
Prime Minister: Discord
Order of the Feather (Secret Police) Director: Chrysalis
The country of Equestria shall burn and a new country, free of oppression comes in as A corrupt police state that sends anybody against the interests of the majority to work camps and violates basica
You pathetic communist pony dogs, the Incredibly facist Glorious Chickenist cause is joining forces with Discord! We are now completely unstoppable as we will start a scorched-earth policy against you pathetic ponies!
Your oppressive days of restricting Chicken rights are over!
This is how life for us chickens will be like if we ruled, while ponies are out in the fields planting for us
Enjoy this Piece of obvious propaganda wonderful film showing the great life under the Chickenist Party of Equestria.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXx3mb8XQs
Buy our 2 new pieces of propaganda books that explain the system of the oppressive pony government! Mein Cluck and The Chickenist Manifesto are never now available to buy!
Both are written by none other than Chicken-Kim-Jong IL-Adolf-Hitler-Joesph-Stalin-Pancakes!
It seems valve has jumped onto the bigoted Chicken hate train and now have taken chickens and done horrible things to them! Watch this video from an anonymous source to learn more about it!!!!!!!!!
#ECSCOCCUPYVALVE
chickens can fly, ponies can't
chickens prefer blackberries, world's greatest smartphone
chickens work hard, ponies don't
chickens can hold things properly, ponies can't
chickens are the majority, ponies aren't
chickens are immune to magical spells
chickens are lovable and have a large fanbase, ponies don't
chickens will rule the world one day, ponies can't
Support the chickens! Not the lies of the liberal agenda of the ponies! Support freedom for the majority! Not oppression! Support rights in government for chickens! We outnumber ponies 10 to 1!!!!!!!!!
If you support the cause, put (ESCS) in your username!!!!
Also copy and paste this link on to your page to display the flag of our cause! http://i.imgur.com/tnQ9PFl.png
Did you really think we would give up after that?
The Glorious Chicken Revolution is reorganizing!!!!!!!!!!!!
We'll come back and prove ourselves, we are not accepting any peace shit, because the ponies are trying to oppress us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Signed: Chicken Pancakes, leader of the Chicken Revolution
And author of the Chickenist Manifesto.
Tonight, at approximately, 8:35 P.M CST, the peaceful protesters of the Chicken Revolution where attacked by Government Police, the protesters retaliated back.
I, the leader of the Chicken revolution, declare war on Equestria, along with North Korea, we have given them the go ahead to attack and engage in the Pacific fleet of the Royal Equestrian Navy, meanwhile we are preparing our bombers to bombard Ponyville and Canterlot with not just bombs, but napalm also, you have been warned, you att
24 hours remain until we decide to attack Equestria, they have remained silent towards this issue, it seems war is inevitable, North Korea is also now off the coast, as we prepare for this war.
You have been warned and ignored us, if you continue to act this way, then the war will begin.
It also seems that the US government has noticed North Korea off the coast, since apparently, Equestria is in the Southwestern part of a country called Canada, and their government has noticed too, and a
The Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition (ESCS) has mobilized and is preparing for war, Kim Jong-Un and the North Korean government is also mobilizing towards Equestria, as we prepare for war, as said before the government of Equestria has until July 30th to meet our demands for Equal Rights for chickens, if it is not met by 2 PM Central Time, we will attack Equestria.
Equal rights for chickens! After the war for rights is won, we will march to Howtobasic's Abortion clinic and BURN IT TO
Which side are you going to be on, the Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition (ESCS) with the Corgi Militia and North Korean military backing us up, or the oppressive government of Equestria?
Choose your side, freedom or oppression to more chickens everyday?
If you support the chicken's revolutionary cause, put the flag on your profile:
http://i.imgur.com/tnQ9PFl.png
If you don't then don't do it. You are an oppressive one to us chickens, we will fight for our rights, even if i
1. Ponies, for restricting our rights to 2nd class citizens, we want equal rights for chickens in Equestria!
2. Howtobasic, a murderous abortion doctor who has murdered way too many of our young.
3. Any Restaurant that serves chicken (KFC, Chick-fil-a, Church's chicken, popeye's, etc)
4. The United States for listing us as a "terrorist" organization.
5. The Royal Equestrian Ground Army, Equestrian Royal Air Force, and the Royal Equestrian Navy (AKA, the whole military of Equestri
You think this is a joke? To think your country will not fall to a bunch of tiny chickens?
Well strength in numbers, we're trained and deadly, we've modified our eggs to blow up on impact or spread napalm, we will bombard your cities with eggs, if you think this is a joke, just wait. Just wait, The Chicken-Pony War will commence soon. We want you to join the chickens, so we can gain the rights that ponies have!
Chickens shall be victorious!
If you do not heed to our demands for freedoms, tell you precious princess that we chickens will group up and invade the country, we have strength in numbers, you have been warned, please, give us our rights, the amount of rights a pony has and give to us chickens also, we're tired of being treated like second class citizens.
If we don't get our freedoms, the chicken revolution will begin!
You have been warned, signed from the Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition.
1. Chickens have wings, ponies don't.
2. Chickens can save your life and they taste good.
3. Chickens like pancakes, ponies don't.
4. Chickens are heroes, ponies aren't.
5. Chickens are awesome, ponies aren't.
6. Chickens are actually here to protect the world, they sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
7. They invented comic sans, world's greatest font.
