1. Ponies, for restricting our rights to 2nd class citizens, we want equal rights for chickens in Equestria!

2. Howtobasic, a murderous abortion doctor who has murdered way too many of our young.

3. Any Restaurant that serves chicken (KFC, Chick-fil-a, Church's chicken, popeye's, etc)

4. The United States for listing us as a "terrorist" organization.

5. The Royal Equestrian Ground Army, Equestrian Royal Air Force, and the Royal Equestrian Navy (AKA, the whole military of Equestria)

6. All of the princesses

7. The bearholders of the elements of harmony, they must be destroyed!

8. Feld0

9. Scootaloo for being an impostor and spy

10. All of NATO and the UN

Our Allies:

1. North Korea and my BFF Kim Jong Un

2. The United Bird Rebellion Against Equestria

3. All of the angry birds

4. The creator of comic sans

5. Discord, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, and King Sombra

6. Iran

7. MS Paint and the Xbox One

8. The Corgi Milita

If you do not heed to our demands for rights by July 30th, then we will declare war against Equestria, and start the Chicken-Pony War.