Eh. Needed to do this before the new episode tomorrow.
Keep in mind these may differ from what I posted in each episode's thread, since I rewatch most of them.
Flight to the Finish: 1.5/10
Honestly, I hated almost everything about this episode, and I usually am very relaxed and flexible in non-Rarity episodes.
They tried too hard to make people feel bad, RD was the ONLY mane 6 character to appear, hogging the spotlight with what I feel to be an unnecessary amount of screen-time
Eh. I'm probably going to start a Waifu thread in the lounge in a few minutes for all of us singles who know calling candy-colored cartoon ponies is where it's at
Regardless, I think people seem to be viewing Valentine's Day as a romantic lovey-dovey-special-somepony day; I disagree.
That's the common trope, is that it's for romance, which is no fun if you don't have that someone to be romantic with, but I, personally, don't view it as that.
I just view it as a day celebrating love
You know, a while back, when I first joined the fandom, I thought up some headcanon for my favorite pony/waifu that I've just been itching to share ever since
Well, it's finally happening!
I've got the free time, a computer, and some energy, so let's do this!
1. Her parents:
Well, we already know Rarity seemed to be born in a working household, not that sweet & elite sophisticated society she dreams of.
In my headcanon, Rarity's parents are very slovenly and hardw
I dunno if people have noticed this or not, but I never post anything besides Rarity...
And I also never post anything but pony Rarity
There's a reason for this, and I shall explain; and no, I do NOT mean just Equestria Girls when I say human form, also; there's a lot of humanized fan art out there outside of that movie's design.
First off, let me say I don't dislike humanized ponies; I honestly found this to be one of the most adorable pictures of Rarity I've ever seen.
I think
Source: Hey everpony! I'm new here.
Dang, this feels like it wasn't too long ago
Man, the nostalgia I'm feeling for my early days on the forums...leaving the "y" out of "everypony" in my welcoming topic and reaching 100 posts before 20 brohoofs without doing any RPs.
Man...I've made friends, made enemies, I've watched people come and go, I've won tourneys for being the best fan of a mane 6, I've ran tourneys for the best Secondary/Background fans, everytime Rarity does something si
Heyyy there.
I'm pretty sure all of you have heard of a little game called Fighting is Magic, right? You know, the one that got canned by Hasbro? Yeahh. Stupid, I know.
Here's an article about it from a source that no one can randomly change because it isn't on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Is_Magic
Anyway, the one thing we did get out of that game was some amazing music. I'm gonna be ranking the songs of the mane 6, because, you know, they're just that ba
https://www.change.org/petitions/bed-bath-beyond-petition-to-make-ghostfacekiller39-a-men-s-lingerie-model
Now, time for some FAQs about my movement.
Q: Why a Men's Lingerie Model?
A: I feel that my presence in that industry would stimulate it's economy, thus, save the dying breed of Men's Lingerie Model.
Q: Who are you petitioning?
A: Some State Representative dude from Maine and Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
Q: Are you serious, bro?
A: I'm super, duper cereal.
Q: Does your wa
Time to spam the blogs with more of this crap.
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
A: Closed. All doors stay closed for me.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
A: When was the last time I stayed in a hotel...?
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
A: I throw my blanket on and that's that.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
A: Nope.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
A: Nope.
6:Do you cut out coupon
So, in the Super Bowl on Sunday, we're gonna see the Seattle Seahawks take on the Denver Broncos.
Here's what I predict will happen:
They will play football, and most people will only watch it because they got invited to a Super Bowl Party or just because the commercials are awesome.
Winners:
My favorite football team will fly onto the field, Eagle wings full spread, and lasers shooting out of their eyes; they will be led by their new Quarterback, Buffalo Man, and they will melt
BREAKING NEWS:
"Weird" Al Yankovic will have a guest appearance at some point in Season 4; in what role or capacity he will play is unknown.
Barack Obama was elected to serve as the 44th President of the United States of America; he will be the first man of African-American descent to serve in this capacity.
Micheal Phelps was broken the Olympic Record for Most Gold Medals won in a showing of the Olympic Games with 8 Gold Medals.
Rarity is best pony.
This has been breaking ne
#yolo
#swegg
tiem for more #swegg and more #yolo
...
Oh shitt.
The waifu is angry
...I'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight, aren't I?
Moral of the story:
Rarity does not approve of swag, nor does she approve of yolo.
Thank your for your time.
This public service message was brought to you by: The FHSYA (Fabulousity Hates Swagg and Yolo Association)
Not gonna lie, hit the record button and got wayy nervous immediately afterwards
Also, my amp busted, so I gotta get a new one; I played this ampless, so sorry for the quality.
Anyway, here ya go!
ghostie 3:16 : "For Faust so loved the world, she gave us a white and purple unicorn mare, and that anyone who believes in her shall not perish but have everlasting fabulousity."
(I was about to post this in a topic that was about what your favorite pony meant to you; decided it was so long, it was better off in a blog.)
What does Rarity mean to me, eh?
*cracks knuckles*
Time for some Purple Speak because white doesn't show, dammit.
Well, I remember "Hurricane Fluttershy" was my first episode to watch, which, of course, Rarity didn't appear in; Fluttershy was my favorite pony, though, but nothing like it is with Rares now, of course. Just sorta kinda.
Gettin' real tired of your shit, bro...
And what the hell is wrong with your face.
Look at it; it looks like your trying to perform a root canal on a shark using nothing but a toothpick and toilet paper. You look frightening, honestly. Freddy Krueger would be scared of your face.
Now, I dunno who you are, or where you come from, but I'm tired of you walking around like you own the place, dammit. You ain't special, so stop acting like you are.
Jerk-wad.
This accuracy scares me.
Except for the Rarity and Fluttershy ones.
I find that perfectly acceptable.
End it with a cute Rarity vector...
...and boom.
That's how a blog is made in the Sea of Purple and White
I've caught myself wondering what it was like looking through someone else's eyes before, and I know I'm not the only one out there who's wondered what other people see and think.
But, hell, man, check this out; technology grows every day, and we, as humans, grow more intelligent with it. (Weird, I know.)
I'm gonna let you take a peek inside of my head, literally, to see what I see when I watch an MLP episode.
Now, let me say something before we begin:
- You must remain calm; don
