On the down side, I couldn't get to the review on Friday due to reasons I've mentioned elsewhere.
On the up side, I have changed my avatar/morphed my form into something much more...aesthetically pleasing...than what I had before. Don't ask where this face comes from.
Anyways, on to bigger and better things. This, is "Rainbow Falls".
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Wait, this is "Rainbow Falls"?
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AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwFFFFFFF
So I trench through the bullshit fuckazoid of "Rainbow Falls" and the unusually crap Discord episode of "Three's A Crowd" to be rewarded with "Pinkie Pride" and the ability to skip "Simple Ways"................for this piece of shit.
Luckily, to my recollection, "Filli Vanilli" was the episode that marked a turnaround in season four. Whereas with the first half of the season, every other episode was a steaming pile of horseshit, the second half stayed pretty consistent in quality. Ex
It's February 29th, and you know what that means...
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No, seriously, do you know what that means? 'Cause I don't.
Well, when you figure it out, get back to me. On to "Lesson Zero". Here's an interesting episode that exists. I remember this episode getting a lot of praise back in the day, but now I'm seeing a lot more negative criticism regarding it. And you guys know how much I love reading bitchy negative criticism that isn't my own. So one mission of mine
The day of reckoning is here! Go on, now, my slave children. Spread the word to the whole internet about Twilight's immortality and the conspiracies of Celestia! The First Church of Cupcakes, the Celestianites, and Rainbow Dash will not be allowed to get away with these crimes against the people! Help me start the next revolution while I...
watch a cartoon.
Ooh. "Owl's Well That Ends Well." Fun!
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What's that?
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People hate this episode?
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Just the title of this episode alone makes me want to go to my nearest orphanage and burn it down with a single Molotov cocktail, and then film it and use it as my Patreon trailer. Let's see if my sour-ass memories were shared when it first aired.
.......................th....the fuck? I liked the Breezie episode? B....But I thought that I thought this episode was trash! Well, I also thought I could speak English and breathe, but time has a way of changing things. And how. Let's see if th
There have been many trials in my life that I've had to overcome.
I've had to overcome getting slaughtered by the FBI when they crushed me into a bloody pile of sludge with two military trucks.
I've had to overcome being tortured in the fiery pits of Hell and still laughing in the face of the devil himself.
I've had to overcome dueling one-on-one with Gandhi in the ultimate Pokemon match.
I've had to overcome digging the fleas out of Satan's ass after his trip to Detroit.
But
Ah, right, so...why wasn't there a review last week.......hmmmmmmm.....
...College applications? Yeah, that's a good excuse. I'll go with that. College applications.
Right, so, let's take a look at my opinions on this episode back when it first aired:
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The fuck?
...............I didn't post anything about "Somepony to Watch Over Me" when it aired?
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*shivers*
There's no place like home....there's no place like home.
Yes there is, it's called Canterlot High.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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*ahem*
Sorry, everyone. I'm a bit......on edge these days. Ever since treading the ground My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, I haven't been quite the same. My blood pressure's spiked and I think I'm growing a vagina on my neck. This would be the third time this has happened, as only two other incidents have caused such a reaction
"PrymeStriker, you lazy unequivocal fuck! Why didn't you post a review yesterday like you were supposed to?!"
Because I tripped over a barrel.
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I'll let that sink in a bit.
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So, anyway, now that I have the time to pester myself, I've decided to take on a new episode of MLP with great vigor. One following the amazement of "Green Isn't Your Color" can't be too bad by comp
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You know, someday, my birthday's not going to be the middle of the goddamned week, and I'm going to be old enough to appreciate that.
Anyways, "Sisterhooves Social". Spoilers ahead.
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So this episode opens up with Rarity in bed..........................great start...................as smoke fills her house. She tumbles downstai
Two days ago, I've made the metamorphosis. I have graduated from age 16 to age 17. And I have to say..........
..............I feel exactly the same. Still a pessimistic whiny bitch. GG, I r8 8/8, damn daniel, "The Cutie Pox".
This is a spoilers review, so if you haven't seen "The Cutie Pox", get a vaccine.
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My birthday gift was my Netflix password, which I found on
Shit, there goes my "42" theory.
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Well, this is the backstory episode, so I assume I'll be able to expose my incredibly well-thought out findings to the world and make Twilight out for the evil immortal being she is. But first, I should say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to Tara Strong.
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Congratulations. You've likely lived half of your life at this point, which means you don't have a whole lot of time left to live. Cheers.
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Alright, so, "The Cutie Mark Chronicles." I'd normal
Okay, so, it's a little later than usual for the uploading of an entry compared to previous schedules, but I couldn't be assed to write a review until now have been spending the past couple of days reviewing the Celestianite bibles for more information about the Crystalling, as well as conducting my own research. There seems to be a great deal of people, Celestianite or otherwise, that believe in the Crystalling and think it's going to tear the fandom apart. And my proposal to stopping this even
I sure do have a problem with jumping around seasons as far as reviews are concerned, but I had to get on this episode because this is a very special occasion. 100 episodes of the third one of the best TV series of all-time! It feels like just yesterday I was a 12-year-old asshead sitting on my bed flipping through channels just to happen to catch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ("Stare Master"). Granted, I changed the channel when it was over and didn't become a fan of the sho
"When the bad seeds are planted, and you dare shed a tear, that's when you know that the end will be near".
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Who the fuck wrote this on my computer monitor? Better yet, why in red sharpie?
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Well, folks, it seems I have a freeloader in my house trying to fuck with me. I'll have to multitask for this review. Watch the episode, write down the events and take notes, and polish my shotgun. I promise that's not a euphemism this time. Meanwhile
I'm still kind of dead from "Rainbow Falls"...*vomit*
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God I hope this is better than "Rainbow Falls". "Three's A Crowd" opens up with Spike receiving the mail. Twilight immediately murders Spike, however, so that she can catch hold of the mail and see if Princess Cadence said yes to coming over this weekend. Is this the Equestrian equivalent to going down in the DMs?
A bird in the hoof, eh?
I've got a bird in the hoof for you:
There. Great start. Let's go. Spoilers ahead.
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Alright, so, I've learned something recently. Essentially, these last few episodes of season one are way too forgettable. Like, I was struggling to remember what I thought of "Over a Barrel" and "Green Isn't Your Color." And I didn't like either of t
Previously on My Little Stony: The Recap I Did for "A Canterlot Wedding (Part 2)" Was Better
Punk-Ass Decepticon: "When the bad seeds are planted, and you dare shed a tear, that's when you know that the end will be near"
PryamidStriker: "Who the fuck wrote this on my computer monitor? Better yet, why in red sharpie?"
Twilight Sparkle: "Sarah, this is an intervention. We're concerned about you."
Aang: "WELL WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DEFEAT THE FIRE LORD WITHOUT TAKING HIS LIFE
Another Friday, another review, another beheading of one of my family members.
Now, let's see, "Fall Weather Friends"..... Hmmm, I don't completely remember what I thought about that episode. Let me consult that review graph that I made a couple years ago for the numeric rating...
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What the fuck?!??!!??!?!
5/10?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
I remember the goddamned episode, and I don't remember it being 5/10 bad! That's one point higher than fu
YES!
FINALLY, after two long years of this shit, I finally get to review.......
A BEATLES ALBUM!
Ladies and Gentleman, please roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!
Now, I must say, Magical Mystery Tour is one of the Beatles' best albums, even if it was originally not part of their official discography. But since the US already compiled the 1967 singles with the original British Magical Mystery Tour EP, it was more c
It's the holidays! And you know what that means!
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VIDEO GAMES!
The Game
Look before you sleep!
The Objective
Escape the Hurricane and make friends with your friends before both kick you in the nuts.
Our Players TWILIGHT SPARKLE The ONLY purple pony in town! She is completely oblivious to friendship, sleeping, and racial discrimination. Motto: "How do I use this bed?"
RARITY She's the local slut. If there's something that sucks, blows, or
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I don't like this episode either, you know. You don't have to all stand on my kitchen table. :okiedokielokie:
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That means get out of my house.
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*The Dark Quivit Army leaves my house and breaks my dining room*
For the love of... *sigh* Alright, where was I??
Oh, yes, of course.
It's the holidays, and you know what that means!
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VACATIONS!
Yes, yes, some of you who follo
"Putting Your Hoof Down"?
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So...are you killing your hoof? Or are you being told to put it down because it was raised but nobody wants to hear your answer? In either case...
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I've got a BIRD IN THE HOOF FOR YOUUUUUUUu.
Spoilers ahead.
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Walter dies on the floor at the end of Breaking Bad.
What? I di
Y'know what I just realized?
It's time for the SEASON FOUR WRAP UP OF MY LITTLE PENIS: FUCKING IS MAGIC!
We're only four episodes to the conclusion of season four! Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? And with this comes a few announcements for the "schedule" of future reviews. I intend to wrap up season four by the end of this month on June 30th. Yes, that's two weeks away, which means today we re
As my childhood slowly comes to a close, I constantly wonder how the fuck I'm going to get myself out of this mess. Turning 18 has got to be one of my biggest challenges, behind fucking one of the Kardashians and watching Equestria Girls. And yet, the inevitable is being laid upon me within due time. I have a mere 6 days of irresponsibility left. I'm gonna have to see what kind of Hell I can put people through before the bills start flooding my bank account. 18 years of bullshit. In the meantime
