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A place for me to give you the utmost information on what directs our ways in the fandom, the Brony Code.

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Article 5

(Two articles in one day?! What sorcery is this?!)   Article 5   Whether he cares about the show or not, a Brony cares about the show.
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Article 4

Article 4   A Brony never divulges the existence of the Brony Code to either a non-brony or a Pegasister. It is a sacred document not to be shared with them for any reason... No, not even that reason.   NOTE: If you are a Pegasister or a non-brony reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this blog to contain so much "yay!" Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is - a piece of fiction meant to entertain all groups, be they Bronies, Pegasisters, o
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Article 3

Article 3   If a Brony gets a dog, it must be as talented as Winona when full-grown.   COROLLARY: Naming your dog after winona and having a dog such as a Basset Hound or a Chihuahua, in other words, dogs that just enjoy down time with you, does not absolve a Brony from the spirit of this article.
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Article 2

Article 2   A brony is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bronies are doing it.   For example..... If Twilight had went to fight Nightmare Moon by herself, ponies would have been like, "Filly, come on." If Flim had come to town alone and tried to show off the FlimFlam Brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, ponies would have beeen like, "Colt, come on." If I had gone down that hallway by myself singing "Smile Smile Smile" out loud, people would have been like
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Article 1

Article 1:   Bronies Before Honies.   The bond between two bronies is stronger than the bond of a brony and a non-brony chick because, on average, bronies are 20% cooler than chicks. That's just Science.   REAL-LIFE EXAMPLES: The other day, when I was going to go hang with this smokin' hot chick down at the sports arcade, I got a call from my brony friend about a meetup. To make a long story short, bye bye babe, hello ponies!
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Introduction

Hello all, Paradox here! I've recently come across a tome so vastly and immensly useful to all, I will have to tell you about it...   THE BRO CODE.   This code dictates what a man must do if he wishes to stay in the bro category with his other bros.   Some of these articles in the Bro Code, though, contradict what we bronies do in everyday life.   That is why I, the Great Paradox, shall be transforming the Bro Code into a thing able to be used by bronies the world over.   It shall be c
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