"Welcome ladies snickering, and CAULIFLOWERS to this faaaaaaaaan-bucking-tabulous event, where I will make sweet, hot love to this potato!", she turned around and pried open a cabinet behind her and reached in for a potato, but the cabinet was empty.

She turned back around, "Well it looks like she finally left me. She said I was too crazy or something; I had no idea… what… she… was talking about". The mare reached for a wooden stool, pulled it up to her and sat down crossing her legs.

"I’m just kidding, hah! I got you and you and all of you with that joke, didn’t I?", she smiled cheekily, "I peeled her skin, then immersed her in hot scalding water! Oh! What fun it was. Any questions?"

"…"

She turned her attention to a kettle on the stove.

"Yes, you, ma’am."

"…"

"Oh, well I didn’t eat her, she would’ve tasted like, blech."

"…"

"Where’d I hide the body, oh you know, the ground."

The mare smiled to herself, twitching and rocking back and forth. A green-maned mare entered the kitchen and the crazed mare caught sight of her.

"Well, it looks like we have an unexpected, special guest.", she grinned, "come here".

"Um, Astral, are you having another episode?", she said with slight concern.

"Wow, what a card! And what is your name, miss?", she gave her a wolf whistle and stared her up and down.

She placed a hoof on Astral’s shoulder and whispered into her ear, "If you don’t cut it out, I will get the straitjacket, babe".

"The only thing strait about a straitjacket, is the lampshade, isn’t that right folks?"

The green mare grimaced. "That’s it! You’re coming with me.".

She took Astral by the hoof and yanked her off the chair onto the ground and then began to drag her out of the kitchen.

"You’ve been a wonderful audience, thanks, and goodnight, everything!", she exclaimed before she was completely out of the kitchen.