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Celestial Banishing Ritual


Kel_Grym

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Now, as any good Chaos Magician will tell you, you can't go around summoning egregores or spirits from the depths of the dimension of pi, without being armed with a solid banishing ritual.

 

So I have decided to outline a specially designed banishing ritual to prepare one for spell craft when invoking or evoking the spirit of Celestia. This can be useful for visualization practice, establishing concentration and control, and banishing unwanted influences and psychic phenomena.

 

Required materials:

  • An empty space where you can work in privacy...you're not going to want witnesses.
  • optional: A wand, preferably crafted by hand. Or found object that's significant to you. A banana is fine too.

The ritual:

  • Stand facing forward (north) and begin chanting the Celestial Mantra in your mind. (three times should do)
  • Take your wand (banana) and begin drawing a pentagram in front of you, starting with the first point.

Now keep in mind this pentagram is special. Its five points represent the first five elements of harmony, which go in the order of Honesty, Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, Laughter. [Reason for order]

  • Start by pointing to where you visualize the head of the pentagram begins and chant, "Latis," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Honesty.
  • Trace down to the bottom right leg of the pentagram and chant, "Telas," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Kindness
  • Trace over to the left arm of the pentagram and chant, "Sela," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Generosity.
  • Trace over to the right arm of the pentagram and chant, "Talis," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Loyalty.
  • Trace over to the bottom left leg of the pentagram and chant, "Litas," while visualizing the symbol of the Element of Laughter.
  • Here's the tricky part. Swoop your finger/wand/banana from the bottom left leg past the first point and directly into the middle of your forehead, where your third eyes is, and shout, "TIA!!!", while visualizing the Element of Magic. The Element of Magic is hidden, so naturally it wouldn't be in the pentagram. You should visualize the powers of the other Elements flowing into the Element of Magic. (Try not to hit your real eye when you do this)
  • After the chant and visualization is complete, thrust your wand/hand/banana to the center of the Pentagram and visualize the power of the Elements being released in a rainbow explosion. No chant is necessary, but you can make cool sound effects if you want.
  • Face East and repeat the process. Do this for South and West as well.
  • If you have been using a banana, you may peel and eat it now.

If you have completed all these steps, then congratulations.

 

You're a unicorn.

 

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Go forth and banish your enemies to the Moon.

  • Brohoof 4

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I should make a Discord version spoof for the lawlz.

 

You should - I mean - No! What madness is this, Heretic!?

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