Oh, what's that? You want jokes from 2012 that have been stockpiled on my hard drive for millennia? Well aren't you in luck!

Also, May The 4th be with ya, as always. This is the one day of the year I get to count how many other star wars fans there are in my immediate vicinity.

So far I'm up to two of my cats. And only if I bribe them.

Oh well! Have old jokes below!

(If the site crashes immediately after this is posted, I swear to Luna it was totally not my fault. #217pictures)