Here is this gem of a conversation between me and my wife which occurred almost immediately after I caught myself mentally singing and humming "Art of the Dress". This is 90% of the conversation. Anything with <> has been edited.

 

Me: You on

Wife: I wish I was on ... Oh you mean online. Yep

Wife: All ok?

Me: Yeah just <nonsense junk about a fence and the dog>

Me: Ok, here's the deal ... both ur kids are grounded until further notice!

Wife: Whoa there smiley, you never ground them .. what happened?

Wife: ?? y ??

Wife: did they kill someone again??

Me: Worse

Me: They turned me into a Brony

Me: Hello?

Me: If you are on the phone with <attorney> I am not amused.

Wife: lmfao

Wife: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Me: I'm serious

Wife: u for real?

Me: Yep

Wife: Well serves you right, playing with fire like that.

Me: huh?

Wife: So ... Best Pony?

Me: sigh. What?

Me: I can't get one of the songs out of my head <Name removed>

Wife: Which one

Me: don't know the name.

Me: The one where Rarity makes god awful garbage cause the rest are morons.

Me: She sings this song.

Wife: <JERIC!> I don't know the songs. <Thing 2> would. Prolly <Thing 1> too

Me: Anyway ... tell the kids ... not cool. I have enough stuff I watch. Now this too?

Wife: Is this why you have been looking up all that stuff in the last week?

Wife: thought u were jst connecting with kids

Wife: no?

Me: Yeah, no its not one of those things. ... this shit sucks you in ...

Me: like bad.

Wife: lol ur a dork

Me: that's a me. Kyle said it would get me one day.

Wife: kids still grounded

Me: Fuck Ya! well ... just make them think so.

Wife: Ur an ass. luv u

Me: Yep

Me: ME 2

Wife: Oh, and jst so were clear ... 1st time you ask me to wear a horn ... im moving.

Me: <Wife's Name> Seriously?

Wife: jk goofball.

Me: You drive me nutzen

Wife: : p

Source: Family Reactions to when I confessed I was a brony

I love these people XD