"Do you need something that's Gentoo-y? Install Gentoo today!" The man on TV said.

"Y'know, I could use something Gentoo-y. I'll install it!" Cathy said excitedly.

Cathy went to the Gentoo store, and asked for their finest Gentoo. They gave her a Gentoo EX, with blast processing and a flux capacitor. It was 26 million dollars and eight cents, but she decided it was worth it. She went home and installed in to her computer, and it went IN TO OVERDRIVE, before blasting off in to hyperspace.