Pinkie bounced up to her friends, Twilight and Fluttershy, on the warm spring day.

"Hey, Pinkie. What have you been up to?" Twilight asked.

"Not much, but - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Guess what I heard?" Pinkie asked.

"What was it?" Fluttershy questioned.

"I heard that Half-Life Thr-"

"NO!" A voice shouted. The voice turned out to belong to Gabe Newell, who tackled Pinkie.

"No one. Must. Know." Gabe whispered in to Pinkie's ear. Then he vanished.

Pinkie shivered. "Mother...of...Celestia..."