Pony Waifu Wedding #13: M'aiq x Fleetfoot

Entry posted by Kel_Grym July 19, 2014

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13 Pony Waifu Marriage

M'aiq X Fleetfoot

Skype Wedding Transcript

[7/17/2014 9:14:42 PM] Kel Grym: hmm

[7/17/2014 9:15:27 PM] Kel Grym: Awaken

[7/17/2014 9:15:35 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym rings church bells

[7/17/2014 9:15:35 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *Ali looks up from Torah and sees Kel*

[7/17/2014 9:15:49 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Oh my!

[7/17/2014 9:16:02 PM] Kel Grym: Yes

[7/17/2014 9:16:06 PM] Zizkil M.: Alah has returned

[7/17/2014 9:16:12 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Shalom, rabbi!

[7/17/2014 9:16:28 PM] Kel Grym: sighs...

[7/17/2014 9:16:37 PM] Kel Grym: Thus begins another episode.

[7/17/2014 9:16:50 PM] Jorguil Ferris: looks like it.

[7/17/2014 9:16:58 PM] Zizkil M.: Season 7 of the church

[7/17/2014 9:17:21 PM] Kel Grym: We need witnesses!

[7/17/2014 9:17:40 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I am here.

[7/17/2014 9:17:54 PM] *** Kel Grym added M'aiq ***

[7/17/2014 9:17:54 PM] *** M'aiq needs to update Skype to participate in this chat. Help by sending them to skype.com/updateme. Learn more about new group chat. ***

[7/17/2014 9:18:04 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Well still not as long as the simpsons.

[7/17/2014 9:18:10 PM] M'aiq: i cannot update it skype

[7/17/2014 9:18:19 PM] M'aiq: you do not release ios updates for shit

[7/17/2014 9:18:41 PM] Kel Grym: huh

[7/17/2014 9:18:44 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *barges through door* Did i miss anything?

[7/17/2014 9:19:02 PM] ChikoritaBrony: what's going on here

[7/17/2014 9:19:06 PM] M'aiq: yea, its weird

[7/17/2014 9:19:08 PM] Ire teh fox: WTF IS GOING ON.

[7/17/2014 9:19:28 PM] Kel Grym: M'iaq the Liar is getting hitched to Fleetfoot

[7/17/2014 9:19:38 PM] M'aiq: this fucking wall

[7/17/2014 9:19:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony: interesting pair

[7/17/2014 9:19:44 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Sounds legit.

[7/17/2014 9:20:06 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Nice pair, indeed, *Spitfire stands beside me*

[7/17/2014 9:20:22 PM] ChikoritaBrony: I've got Pinkie here

[7/17/2014 9:20:37 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow is training again.

[7/17/2014 9:20:49 PM] Kel Grym: I have pinkamena locked in a cellar.

[7/17/2014 9:20:56 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Tell that mare to get her tail over here, lol

[7/17/2014 9:21:19 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie how is your dark side over there

Pinkie: Pinkie logic learn it live it love it

[7/17/2014 9:21:34 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Pinkiamena looked in a cell..........what happened?

[7/17/2014 9:21:49 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Correction: "Locked"

[7/17/2014 9:22:05 PM] Kel Grym: Its for her own good don't worry about it

[7/17/2014 9:22:11 PM] M'aiq: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO6giM9UAv0

[7/17/2014 9:22:20 PM] M'aiq: the only acceptable wonderbolts wedding song

[7/17/2014 9:22:23 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: I've met my dark side before *cringes*

[7/17/2014 9:22:43 PM] Kel Grym: Alright, alright

[7/17/2014 9:22:46 PM] Kel Grym: Lets begin

[7/17/2014 9:22:52 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Fish

[7/17/2014 9:22:58 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *Spitfire and I take our seats*

[7/17/2014 9:23:01 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym plays wedding music

[7/17/2014 9:23:08 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

[7/17/2014 9:23:24 PM] Rainbow Dash pops out of closet saying, "Boo!" and scare Jorguil.

[7/17/2014 9:23:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow can I NOT HAVE A DAY WITH YOU JUMPING ME!

[7/17/2014 9:23:55 PM] Spitfire: SIT DOWN RAINBOW DASH OR ELSE YOUR DROPPING AND GIVING ME 20!!!!

[7/17/2014 9:24:17 PM] Kel Grym: Kel Grym beats gavel

[7/17/2014 9:24:19 PM] Kel Grym: SILENCE!

[7/17/2014 9:24:22 PM] M'aiq: I came here to chew bubble gum and get married, and I'm all outa gum

[7/17/2014 9:24:25 PM] Jump Cut: oh i arrived just in time

[7/17/2014 9:24:53 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: this is gonna be fun

[7/17/2014 9:24:57 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

[7/17/2014 9:25:05 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of forum user and mare, under the light of Celestia and by the authority granted to me by the ULC.

[7/17/2014 9:25:07 PM] Zizkil M.: I has new five gum, you want it?

[7/17/2014 9:25:18 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow Dash: YES MAM *Sits with a loyal stare* wait whats happening?

[7/17/2014 9:25:37 PM] Miaqsbestman:BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[7/17/2014 9:25:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Wedding Rainbow.

[7/17/2014 9:25:52 PM] Kel Grym: ...The groom is present.

[7/17/2014 9:25:55 PM] M'aiqsFamily:SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[7/17/2014 9:25:57 PM] Jump Cut: *sits down*

[7/17/2014 9:25:59 PM] Kel Grym: And probably Khorne

[7/17/2014 9:26:09 PM] Kel Grym: Where is the bride?

[7/17/2014 9:26:10 PM] ChikoritaBrony: how big is this family of miaq?

[7/17/2014 9:26:29 PM] Fleetfoot crashes through church, and lands perfectly next to groom.

[7/17/2014 9:26:29 PM] Fleetfoot: I am Here.

[7/17/2014 9:26:40 PM] Jorguil Ferris: I don't know.

[7/17/2014 9:26:54 PM] ChikoritaBrony: i hope that roof didn't cost too much

[7/17/2014 9:26:57 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): *Spitfire stares at Fleetfoot*

[7/17/2014 9:27:03 PM] M'aiq is dressed in vietnam era SOG fatigues, carrying a car-15

[7/17/2014 9:27:06 PM] Kel Grym: The government will pay for it.

[7/17/2014 9:27:09 PM] Jump Cut: *looks up at hole in the roof then back down*

[7/17/2014 9:27:44 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

[7/17/2014 9:28:05 PM] Kel Grym: M'iaq, do you hereby solemnly swear to take Fleetfoot here, as you lawfully wedded wife, through sickness and through health, for better or worse, until death does you part?

[7/17/2014 9:28:27 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Rainbow you know this is not the weather hq right?

[7/17/2014 9:28:30 PM] M'iaq: *in duke nukem voice* Sure, why the hell not

[7/17/2014 9:28:35 PM] Jorguil Ferris: you can calm down now.

[7/17/2014 9:28:49 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent

[7/17/2014 9:28:55 PM] Jump Cut: (d)

[7/17/2014 9:29:05 PM] Spitfire rolls her eyes

[7/17/2014 9:29:07 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing) puts hands over her shoulders

[7/17/2014 9:29:25 PM] Kel Grym: And Fleetfoot. Do you really want to be legally bound to this guy and share your assets and holdings with him?

[7/17/2014 9:29:25 PM] M'aiq makes eye contact with spitfire, his epic shades to much for her to handle*

[7/17/2014 9:29:47 PM] Fleetfoot: It's time to make this hombre mine

[7/17/2014 9:30:09 PM] Kel Grym: Ok, I'll take that as a yes.

[7/17/2014 9:30:21 PM] Kel Grym: Is there any objection to this union?

[7/17/2014 9:30:37 PM] M'aiqsFamily: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[7/17/2014 9:30:39 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Nope

[7/17/2014 9:30:55 PM] Nick (Thunder-Wing): Spitfire and I have no objection,

[7/17/2014 9:30:57 PM] ChikoritaBrony: no objections over here

[7/17/2014 9:30:58 PM] Jump Cut: *shakes head no*

[7/17/2014 9:31:04 PM] Kel Grym: Alright then.

[7/17/2014 9:31:07 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Damn orthodox minister. ..

[7/17/2014 9:31:08 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Who is fleet foot?

[7/17/2014 9:31:20 PM] Kel Grym throws fresh fish at Ali

[7/17/2014 9:31:36 PM] Spitfire: RAI-

[7/17/2014 9:31:37 PM] Nick (Tunder-Wing) covers Spitfire's mouth.

[7/17/2014 9:31:38 PM] Nick (Tunder-Wing): You may continue.

[7/17/2014 9:31:50 PM] Frostgage: hi

[7/17/2014 9:31:52 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (bow)

[7/17/2014 9:31:58 PM] Kel Grym: Then by the powers invested in me, in the Name of Her Holiness, I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

[7/17/2014 9:32:03 PM] ghostfacekiller39: [Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:31 PM] Frostgage: <<< hi, sup bro

[7/17/2014 9:32:10 PM] Miaq pulls fleetfoot in close and says, "Hail to the king baby."

[7/17/2014 9:32:13 PM] ChikoritaBrony: random people jumping in on a wedding

[7/17/2014 9:32:39 PM] M'aiq kisses Fleetfoot, as the sheer power of their love breaks all windows in the cathedral

[7/17/2014 9:32:43 PM] Spitfire: *puts on sunglasses*.......nice work Fleetfoot, *leans to Thunder-Wings side*

[7/17/2014 9:32:54 PM] Frostgage: hi ghostie (heart)

[7/17/2014 9:33:08 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Speak to me in your british voice bby~ (heart)

[7/17/2014 9:33:15 PM] hwut: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5blW0wgaXY

[7/17/2014 9:33:16 PM] Frostgage: But I'm not British

[7/17/2014 9:33:19 PM] Kel Grym: Some of those stained glass windows were priceless artifacts I lifted from Canterlot Castle...

[7/17/2014 9:33:25 PM] Jump Cut: *claps* *spins cigar in hand, then place in mouth, then lights it*

[7/17/2014 9:33:27 PM] ghostfacekiller39: In my headcanon, you're british

[7/17/2014 9:33:31 PM] Frostgage: u wot m8

[7/17/2014 9:33:33 PM] M'aiq carries Fleetfoot off into the sunet as the song starts to play.

[7/17/2014 9:33:42 PM] Kel Grym: That's a wrap

You saw it here first, folks!

M'aiq and Fleetfoot have been hitched!

Even more astounding!

Ghostie and Maiq were in my church at the same time!

And it did not get leveled to the ground!

Hail Celestia!

[Meanwhile, In Canterlot]