Who needs an air of mystery around them? Pfft. Time to kill expectations and make life a little more mundane.

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(Anyway, prepare for some self-evaluated pony-comparisons, at breakneck sloth! I need something to write about )

Let's kick it off with,

IRL Personality:

(In public) > 105% Fluttershy (with a 5% margin for error).

Yeah, surprising isn't it? When in an unfamiliar environment... I just try and fade into the background. Apparently I'm pretty good at it, too. I be tiptoeing around and avoiding people's stares, like a boss.

(At work) > 40% Fluttershy, 30% Twilight, 10% Pinkie Pie, 5% Rainbow Dash (mostly the lazy parts), 12% Octavia (from Epic Wub Time) & 3% splash of Rarity and AJ.

Let's just say I'm well rounded. I'm happy to say that I'm becoming more outgoing ("The Pinkie Pie rises.").

(When not being stealth ) > 100% Seraph >> 20% Pinkie Pie, 8% Rainbow Dash (again, the lazy parts), 10% Fluttershy, 12% Vinyl Scratch (I LOVE "Epic Wub Time"), 15% Twilight, 5% Rarity, 5% AJ, 7% Sonata Dusk (for realzies), 6% Sunset Shimmer (*gasp* ... this list is getting long ), 8% Octavia & 4% ###.

Yep I'm complicated :3 Very much so. [cat face]. The last 4% is intentionally hashed out (I kidded, mystery makes life mystical).

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How I talk:

Not sure how many ponies care, but I'm still bored.

IRL, I talk like Vinyl Scratch (told ya I love EWT), in both diction and also voice... not saying I sound like Nowacking but (I'm sure) it's somewhere in that general area, just a bit higher. I also use a bunch of... we'll call them 'weird' words. The kind that Sonata Dusk would use.

I also cuss. A lot. Like, not even kidding — the f bomb gets dropped in almost every sentence. Of course, when talking to my bosses and people I don't know, I am super polite and my Twilight Vocab comes out... that's not to say that I'm not polite or anything, just that swearing is an unfortunate habit and if I feel comfortable around someone, I may let a few (a couple dozen) slip. Of course if someone isn't fond of it, I can keep myself from using them.

Another point I should mention — I elaborate. A lot. Like, pointing out that I'm kind of copying the previous paragraph's opening sentences, not because I'm lazy, but because I was trying to make a joke of some sort. That's not to say, though, that I couldn't have made amore original joke, but I'm kind of tired right now.

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Thought Process:

... I don't have all night, I'm tired. :okiedokielokie:

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Random Facts About Meh:

— Sushi & Pizza are best foods

— ponies

— my favorite color: a few different shades of blue

— favorite shoe brand (random): Converse

— I have a Tulpa; her name is Cassandra; she says hi (now she's hiding because she's shy)

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That's it... for now

Thanks for reading. Byezies.