1nce i wuz at home and i was on caughmpyooter waching emm ell pee

then a pony doll spawned right behind me and said:

"oh no jc a bomb!1111!!!!!"

in its hoof it had a yoo ass bee dreiv and on it had a markur riting on it that sed:

"dont play it u skrub or yoolll git #shrekt"

i pootis usb in coompyotur and in it was a wad fiel

i opened it up in zandronomnmnom and the first level had a spooky skeleton oh no

w8 thats just a revenant which wuz always in doom

i killed all of da enemeez and den a message pooped up and it said:

"i am shrek"

wiht a hiper reelisdik pic of jimmee nootran

teh ponee doll den went up my nose an killd mii

then bonzi buddy bursted from my chest and walked away

deh end