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Chicken Nugger


Skeletor Brony

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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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What...the...frick........

 

Best short story I ever read! Is that a real menu that you found or something and just thought of this? Because it is quite funny.^^

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What...the...frick........

 

Best short story I ever read! Is that a real menu that you found or something and just thought of this? Because it is quite funny.^^

Not mine.

 

 

They didn't even capitalize the I in ice cream. Those damn corporate bastards.

I hate those narks... Let's go hug trees and paint them in their happiest form!

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The incorrect menu is in a Japanese restaurant called Wasabi in Mobile, Alabama. Which means either engrish or someone one in Alabama can't type. I'm going with the latter.

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