A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you the doctor?" he asked.

"Yes, i am."

The baby said.

Thank you for taking such good care of me during my birth." he said.

He then looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, i am." she said.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before i was born." he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, i am." his father answered.

The baby motioned for his to come closer, then poked him in the forehead with his finger five times, saying, "I want you to know that hurts!"