So my friends and family are at our apartment, and cary brings up the personal question; "David? why don't you get a girlfriend?" I answer with this,

"Because i don't want one, Cary." Then comes my brother with this little question,

"Are you afraid of women or something?" I decide to humor him and reply,

"Why no, danny, the girls just love me.", of course this was sarcasm on my part.

Then comes this by Katie, "David, you know it not going to be that bad." Of course i wasn't amused one bit by her statement. The this statement slips from me and i say this:

"Katie, if you guys want it that badly, Cary here can drive me to a bar and he'll sit on a bar stool and watch as i try and ask out the girls there on a date. But for every single one that turns me down, cary takes a shot of whiskey., and if he passes out, i leave him there to pay the tab." Everyone busts out laughing at it, each knew i was joking, but just couldn't contain the laughter from it.

So that was the only eventful day that night and they never ask me about it again.