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The One Thing I'll Consider Going to Jail For

Standard User

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Seriously, I'll do anything for this bag. I'll give someone a papercut. I'll cross the street without looking both ways. Heck, I'll jaywalk! MAYBE even use a hacksaw to kill and dismember a guy. I dunno. Whatever it takes to acquire this bag for Christmas:

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That, folks, is a work of art. And I simply must have it otherwise I am POSITIVE I will die.

 

...in case you can't tell, this has been a slow week for me. In other news, I might get a girlfriend in the coming days. Go me.

 

- Kolth

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Otter

I was gonna get that on Black Friday, but it was nearly sold out and I didn't want to risk it. I ended up getting the Twilight Sparkle "Read a Book" satchel instead.

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Standard User

I didn't even attempt Black Friday, namely because my friend back east go pepper-sprayed for no reason. And half the people around here don't speak good English, so the risks outweighed the rewards for me. :P

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Evilshy

Don't talk too much about how you might be getting a girlfriend soon. The Gods of Romance see it as arrogant and you will fail.

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