Okay, guys. Sit down for a sec. We need to talk. My co-worker was at the register next to me today, and asked me: "So, do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No. Why?"
Her: "Just wondering. But how many times do you think you get laid in a month?"

People, I do not care if you turn out to be soulmates with this person, but you CANNOT and SHOULD NOT ask someone how many times a month they get laid. It's awkward, embarassing, and most of all, it's NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. Especially if you've known this person for only ONE MONTH. I thought this was common sense, but obviously it's not. Dang, I am dumbfounded by this whole situation. Who on earth would ask such a question to someone they barely know?! Seriously people. Get yourselves together.