Kyoshi

Platform: video games are the best thing ever

Genre: dumbass brony neckbeard

Publisher/Developer: lol you think this guy is worth publishing?

ESRB: BAN for Bitch-Ass Nerd

Price: so desperate he'll pay you

Accurate description of Kyoshi

Oh my god look at this fucker. He literally thinks its cool to be a "weird" brony gamer. This ain't middle school, bro. Have some goddamn self respect.

All he does is play video games and then bitch about them on his blog. He even says he forgets to breathe sometimes because he's playing so many games. I don't even fucking know, man.

What is he like? In case you couldn't tell from the previous picture, here it is again:

Still accurate

That's what this idiot is like. And he thinks it's cool. What the fuck.

Also he has a fetish for Shredded Wheat:

He wants to fuck this

You can see it in his eyes. Whenever he looks at Shredded Wheat, it's like 50 Shades of Kyoshi all over that processed grain shit.

I wouldn't even eat that shit, much less sleep with it. Get a fucking job and buy some real goddamn breakfast. And when you do, you can put it your fucking mouth:

Be glad you can't hear him through the internet

Maybe it would stop all the fucking stupid sounds from coming out of it. 8 bit? This is 2016 motherfucker. You better sound like some motherfucking 800 kbps FLAC or you're a little bitch. And grilled cheese? That ain't even sound, bro. Get your head checked out, there's some shit wrong with you.

And if you have the misfortune of actually listening to Kyoshi (seriously why the fuck would you do that), you're gonna hear some shit that makes anti-vaxxers sound like fucking Einstein. He does shit like review himself, make up words, and talk in the 3rd person. It's like he thinks he's actually fucking important.

MFW he thinks he's important

Final Verdict: He's fucking dumb. Unfollow his blog. Unfriend him (oh wait he has no friends). Ignore him forever.