You Might be a Fluttershy If You...
Well, for our second blog installment I thought I'd do a little bit of a series of observational humor. As that special brand of humor has its own sort of reputation for not being especially funny, this will be a few things I've noticed, and just leave it up to you all whether or not its funny to you. So let's first take a look a pony I am rather like, but don't rather like: Fluttershy. You know, if...
You Might be a Fluttershy if You...
Have ever been out on a walk and found yourself down on all fours, with your bum in the air, intently staring at something a few inches in front of your nose.
Reflexively slip into baby talk. You also call every animal by its younger terms, every dog is a puppy, cat is a kitty to you.
Have ever needed to be literally pulled into having to do something.
Find yourself referring to things like Miss Flower & Mr. Car.
"Oh no! Watch out! You're about to get hit by Mister Car!!"
Have ever been caught "squeaking" when surprised.
Have ever used the words "...if that's okay.", (without a question inflection)"Oh~My...", or any other names that end with a suffix of -pants or -head.
Frequently apologize or excuse yourself when you know no one else is around to hear you.
Are very well-acquainted with "Squeeing" & do so on a daily, unintentional basis.
Care more for the lives of others more so than you do your own.
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