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Bustin Jieber "Mistletoe" Abridged Parody


Otter

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WARNING! If you're easily offended, go away.

 

This is what I do to keep myself entertained at work: Come up with weird parodies to songs.

 

It's the most gay time of the year,

Christmas is only for queers,

I should be hangin' in the gay bath house,

but I'mma be here, just eatin' my mouse

 

Wooo, we got a Code Blue,

Wooo, he's comin' for you,

Woohoo, he's gonna ki-ill you...

 

 

If you didn't get it, the basic plot of the song is that Justin Bieber is a troubled homosexual, so troubled, in fact, that he had to be institutionalized. He escaped from his cell, and is now proceeding to kill all the doctors and other employees of the mental hospital.

 

(Please don't accuse me of being insensitive to the LGBT community. I'm part of it, so this is self-deprecating humor.)

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You should come up with a bunch of parodies of Justin Bieber songs, call yourself Bustin Jieber, and come out with an album.

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You should come up with a bunch of parodies of Justin Bieber songs, call yourself Bustin Jieber, and come out with an album.

 

And they all center around poor Bustin's exploits as a newly converted homosexual... Sounds like a plan.

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