What follows is a (very small) transcript of the conversation that Swick and I enjoyed on a Google Doc this evening.

Anonymous User 2: Is that a fat joke?

me: Then I realized that that idea was lame and I scrapped it.

Are you calling me fat? D:

Anonymous User 2: lol

'dud kolth's story sux cuz hes a brony'

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me: internet. internet stahp. dun be meen internet

Anonymous User 2: *proceeds to murder your entire family*

me: Thanks!

Now I can go tour the countryside

Anonymous User 2: BILLY! YOU FORGOT YOUR SNUGGIE! *throws fridge*

me: Yay fridge

Anonymous User 2:

Fridge ftw

me: Speaking of fridge...I'm starving.

Anonymous User 2: I should be, I've hardly eaten anything since yesterday. I think I was poisoned. :'(

me: Stomach still acting up?

Anonymous User 2: Not as bad, but yeah.

STOPIT. I'm trying to work on mah story.

me: Hey, you're the one still here, yes?

Anonymous User 2: Yus.

;u;

me: Murr, I'm reviewing this one person's story...they need to learn how to use commas. 3:

Anonymous User 2: Lol

pepel on th intrnt cn b so annying

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

me: ^ You said it.

Anonymous User 2:

I have no idea where I'm going with my story. I'm just kind of writing it as I go along; I didn't really expect it to get much attention.

me: Hey, don't feel bad. I have to wing four books worth of storytelling across a minimum of three worlds, plus Earth, plus an original alien planet. And it all has to tie together. It could be worse.

(Yeah, I have next to none of this planned) But anyways. That just means you have a shmorgasboard of options!

Anonymous User 2: Win

me: Okay, one review is enough. Time to go write

Anonymous User 2: I could never do reviews. I would probably write something like 'LERN 2 RITE'

me: I'm just as sarcastic and poorly-attempting-to-be-funny in my reviews as I am in my writing

Anonymous User 2: I just had one of the worst experiences in the bathroom that I've ever had. ._.

me: I'm torn between "Do tell" and "I bet I can one-up you"

Anonymous User 2: I swear, there's never a normal conversation whenever you and I are in the same G-Doc XD

me: "What fun is there in making sense?" Or in being normal. Same diff.

*shrug* This is us being productive.

- Kolth