I'm being serious, I actually did dream up a bad G5 critic video last night. In it, someone with Saberspark's voice (this isn't a dig at the guy, it's just what happened) was calling G5 the worst children's cartoon of all time because of camera angles that were like the camera angles from this Spider-Man show, a bunny character in it that wasn't Twitch, and Sparky being called to meet this anthropomorphic porcupine character that "looked like a pumpkin". That's what the person making the video said before this clip of Sparky running from that character started playing, a clip that ended with Sparky breathing magical fire on the character, turning it into an actual pumpkin. I saw that the video had 200 likes and 30 dislikes before the page scrolled down to show this video with fanart of the main cast of G5 meeting Allura in a thumbnail and I woke up after that.