I thought this would be a fun one to do, purely for the funnies, so have fun with reading my rambling. 

Horror Characters Ranked (by how good of a bodyguard they'd be) 

Freddy Krueger 0/10 this man is going to screw you over, it doesn't matter if he likes you or not, he's a dream demon and a child murderer, he doesn't care. 

Jason Voorhees 4/10 I feel if you aren't a camp counselor and you aren't being dirty around him, you'd be good, but there's a slight chance you might irritate him if you're really chatty like me. 

Michael Myers 7/10 though it really depends what Michael we're dealing with, I feel if you aren't associated with Laurie you'd be golden, but the only problem would be Michael's slow ass walking, though there are versions of Mikey that aren't as slow like Halloween 6 Michael and Rob Zombie Michael. 

Chucky 3/10 I know Chucky is gonna screw you over, but maybe if you listen to him and do what he says, you'll survive for a bit, and PLEASE don't come to me with the "Chucky is so small, I'll just punt him," because how are we punting a doll with the abilities of a grown ass man. 

Reboot Chucky 8/10 I know, I know, I haven't included the reboot forms of the others, but that's because even though their backstories and stuff changed, their appearances remained largely the same. I feel Buddi would have your back as long as he was in safe mode and not having his safety features off, he's a silly little robot, what could happen if he's in safe mode. 

Ghostface 2/10, you DON'T know who's behind that mask, it could be your neighbor, your brother, your mother, your 2nd cousin, and they could be hiding the BIGGEST disdain for you ever. 

Megan 9/10 she's possibly dangerous but she's probably one of the most capable out of these guys to protect you, she's got sick dance moves, can control things, and can get back up quick if knocked down, I'm going with her. 

Leatherface 2/10 though he seems like a nice guy who has to obey his family, he's STILL gonna eat you at the end of the day, even if he DID like you, because he can't talk or respond to his family to get them off his back.

Annabelle 3/10, she's got a demon inside her and he could help, but if you put the doll in its case you're just cooked, there's no way she can help now. 

Yellow Rabbit/William Afton 0/10 bro, he's a child murderer, and if anyone acknowledges his crimes they're dead meat, how are you gonna convince him to help you? 

Tiffany Valentine 2/10, she's even LESS likely to help than Chucky, she's relentless and if you're pretty and make her jealous, betcha you're gonna end up getting posessed by her.

Glen/Glenda 7/10 they would help you, purely because they don't wanna be like their parents, only foreseeable problem is if eyetwitch mode occurs and Glenda gets a turn, you're dead. 

Pennywise 0/10 what makes you think a demon clown wants to be your friend and DOESN'T see you as a meal? Doesn't matter if it's Tim Curry or not, you're just done. 

Banana Splits gang 6/10 Snorky would help you if you do the Snorky Shuffle, and he's a pretty helpful guy, but good luck getting Drooper, Fleegle and Bingo to back you up.

Willy Weasel 0/10 this man is a makeshift William Afton, and you think he'll HELP? Nah bro, you're done for, your birthday will NOT be fun. 

That's all I'm gonna include because my fingers are tired, thanks for reading, all.