I just wanna talk about my Jeff the Killer rewrite,  will I ever post it here? Probably not, because it's 8 chapters long and Idk if anyone's even interested. 

●Jeff and Lu (I have disdain for the original spelling of Lu's name so I changed it) try to walk to school while talking about their crappy parents

●Jeff brings up Randy, Lu and Jeff briefly bicker about Randy being bad news

●Randy overhears them, bad stuff happens to Jeff, gets hurt by Randy (burned by cigarettes) (also Randy here is 17, setting is the 90s) 

●Two go to school, but when they leave Randy, Troy and Keith are there. (Troy and Keith are friends of his)

●Jeff bites Randy's hand to escape his grasp and runs home with Lu, his parents scold him for messing with Randy (his parents suck) cleans himself up

●Next day gets assaulted by Randy, including getting that iconic scar smile

●Later offs Randy in the school bathroom (School security isn't even a thing so no one knew it happened) 

●Lu discovers the carnage and accidentally brings it up to his and Jeff's parents. 

●Jeff gets sent away for four years and comes back to off his parents

●Attacks Lu due to "voices" (actually undiagnosed schizoprenia) and tells him to "go to sleep" (catchphrase, still iconic 

●Jeff runs away and Lu goes to the hospital, later attacking a nurse after she badmouths Jeff.