Hi! Welcome to the show! For the first episode ever we will cover how the Pink Wonder made me facepalm in a dream.

It starts with me talking casually to her about her recipes and boils down to party ideas.

"So you don't use gun powder in your party cannon?"

"Nope! It uses compressed air and lots of confetti! I also don't know what a gun is." Pinkie said.

"Hey now that I think about it, would you throw me a party?"

"Nope." She replied flatly

"Wait...really?"

"Nope."

"But it's your thing! Your special talent in life!"

"Yeah, I know but i'm not throwing you a party."

"Oh..." I say starting to feel depressed.

"I'm throwing you a fiesta!"

Lolwut? Processing... processing failure. Brain.exe has failed to continue. Would you like to reboot [Y/N]?

[N]

"PINKIE! What is the difference between the two!?"

"Fiestas have churros." She said with the ultimate poker face

The sound of facepalming made that night rang across world.

This concludes episode 1 of Dream Trolling. See ya'll next time!

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