Why banks are evil
Ok class it's time to have a seat and be educated by your good friend Hollowshield. Remember class, I am looking out for you and your best interest so trust everything I'm about to say 100%.
Lets begin with banks.
Now to be fair not all banks are evil, just all the banks I've ever been to which probably include all the banks in America because they're regulated by the government. Now you may be asking "Why are banks evil Hollowshield?" To answer your question I must first ask you what do you believe a bank is supposed to do? What is their job? Why do you put your money in the banks? The answer is to protect your money. And they do this, undoubtedly, and even better - they pay you to do it by giving you interest! Sounds too good to be true right? Well, that's because it is
How do banks just give you free money for using their money protection service? Where is this money coming from? And perhaps even a bigger question is how can they possibly afford to insure everyone's money at the same time while giving out money for free?
Banks make money by gambling with the money you give them in the stock market. Doesn't seem so bad right? Well... what happens if their gambling makes them lose money? How can banks insure everybody's money when their method of making money is taking risks? That's easy - because they're insured by the federal reserve. Wait what? so what's the big deal with that you might ask?
So lets just do a hypothetical situation here to help explain why this is bad: The banks promise you interest. The banks promise your money is insured. The banks lose a crap load of money on a bad investment. The banks call up the federal reserve and tell them they lost money and they need more to keep good on their promises of interest and insuring your money. The federal reserve prints them more money so that they have bills to give to you - their valued customer. Repeat this a bunch of times and what happens? A lot more money is printed and is now circulating around the country.
But you can still withdraw all your money right, so they can't be all bad? Sure. But since there is a lot more paper bills flying around your money is actually now worth less than when you put it in there.
Another hypothetical: 5 people give 5 gold bars to the bank and the bank gives each of them a $100 bill. The bank wants to invest in 5 different companies and gives each of them a $100, and subsequently tells each of them that they have the gold in the bank to prove they're worth something. But all the companies fail and now their are 10 $100 bills flying around. 10 bills and 5 bars of gold means that they're each only worth half a bar now, meaning the people who put their gold in the banks to be protected in the first place just lost a half bar of gold each. And this is what causes what we know as -INNFFFLLLAAATTTIIIIOOOONNNNN! Ahem. Inflation.
But it doesn't really matter though, because the government forces you and all banks to accept this form of currency... so it won't really matter if you use a bank or not if the rest of the country is because the government insuring banks makes us all lose collectively when we are all forced to accept a piece of paper as value
Now maybe you have or haven't realized this yet, but there is only one way for a bank to be legitimate -and that is if you pay them to protect your money. Think about it. Would you go to a bank that told you they might lose your hard earned money by investing [gambling it] it, or a bank that told you they would absolutely protect it for a small fee? Would you use a babysitter that sat for free but forced your kids to help walk old grandmas across the street to help her make cash with a chance they could be run over by a car, or a babysitter that charged a fee and looked out for them?
You don't like the analogy? To bad cause it works.
I'm really bored today...
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