MWAH. SURPRISE MUTHAFLUFFERS. IT'S ME AGAIN.

So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business... then a feral thing leaped into my path. It screamed at me "COZZIE. Y U DRAWING ON PAPER??" to which I replied "Well. My mom-"

It interrupted me quite rudely. "THAT DOESN'T MATTER. QUICK. TAKE THIS POTATO GUN, AND MAKE SURE IT NEVER FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, OR IT WILL BE DOOM UPON US ALL... god, that sounds like a bad fanfic prologue..." and then it jumped away with a graceful spring... AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!

The point is, my mom ate my tablet pen. DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO SAY THAT, DID YA? Lol XD No, mom mom's dog actually ate my tablet pen. So, it'll be a few more days until I get the new one. The longest effing few days of my entire life, bromigos. It's kind of depressing, because I have so much creativity balled up right now, and the only way I can get it out is through drawing on... paper >:c Gah. I hate drawing on paper so much XD Too many limitations with paper.

ON ANOTHER TOPIC OF MY WONDERFULLY DULL LIFE

My goat, whom I raised from birth, is going to have babies It's like... ERMERGERD. I'MMA BE A GRAMMA lasdlfkajsldkfjasdfl; I'm rather excited. She's a black nubian, and the father's a togg, so we'll have some wonderfully airplane eared chocolate babies soon!

In school, we're finally working with CO2 cars in one of my electives *shoots confetti with slight sarcasm*

Also in school, my grades have tanked to an all new low ;-; I haven't been working all that hard this year, so the low grade factor's really impacting my life... it's a bummer, but what I expect from all play and no work? That's right, low grades.

FFFF ME3 DLC came out today! My mom and I have been sitting around in the livingroom fangirling for the past few minutes while the thing downloaded. We're both like "OHMIGOD LAKSJDFLKASJDFLKJ DLC!FFFFFFFFFF!"

My mom and her friend were watching a trailer for it, and my mom's friend was like "you know why all those people are in the same spot...." and my mom's like "o3o?" and he's like "For a funeral."

And then we cried XD Damn that bastard Kai Lang. Damn him. Anyways, yeah. My mom's like "This game... is like... TEARS IN A BOX!"

Herm... in other news... I've successfully converted not one, but five people to watching the show! My little cousins (eight and eleven) and my friend Lillee and her little brothers (both twelve) so I'm like "FFFFFFFFFF YES." Double win, right?

I love the whole relative chain reaction thing XD

DUNANANANA. So then. The wild thing came once again, this time while I was sitting around on my couch, and screamed "LOOK I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU."

So, naturally, I was a little excited, and held my hand out. It then deposited a string and said: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONIKA CHRISTMAS!" and ran away, leaving me with a single brightly colored string. Only on inspection, however, I found it was a streamer.

A cannon went off behind me, and confetti rained down. Damn you, Pinkie. Now I need to go de-confetti-ify my hair.

Sorry for all the caps lock. I get excited when I type about things, and I want all you bromigos to feel my excitement too. My bad.

Have a wonderfully spontaneous day! And remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal in other countries and or planets.