It has come to my attention that my username has a number of problems.

1. It is really depressing.

2. It is long.

3. It is hard to abbreviate.

4. It is hard to spell for some.

5. Some find it hard to pronounce.

So, I have decided to change it. However, I don't know what to change it to. Based on what you know about me, does anyone have any suggestions?