We all have those phrases we wish we could say but have never gotten the opportunity or guts to say in conversation or anywhere else that wasn't the internet. I have a whole bunch cause in my spare time i talk to myself apparently. Most of the phrases i want to say come from the media. others i just made up.i shall now list them.

1. I'd rather take a f****** axe to my face,blow up this place with you all in it!- Lyrics from Dethhramonic by Dethklok. I want to say this when someone asks me to do something or if its a hypothetical question.

2. Allow me to take your(insert topic here) and ram it up your s****** with a lubricated horse ****. -Taken from the movie In the Loop. I would use this as an alternative to "i dont care about the topic in discussion"

3. How does it feel knowing this is all your life will ever amount to?- made this up after dealing with stupid co-workers. would want to use it in a situation where im talking to a superior or to an incompetent person.

4. If Jesus was alive he would crucify himself just to get away from your ignorance.-thought about this while seeing some anti-gay protests.

these are just some of the phrases im dying to say. There are times where it would be perfect to say one of these but then i get too lazy to talk.