As I place my palm across my face I can't help but wish this entry wasn't so hard to write. Because, quite frankly, Discordian magicians are some of the most "crazy" people in the occult.

I hate to come off as a person who's judgmental and I really don't want to be, but my dear Goddess, Eris, happens to be quite the handful, especially to anyone who practices Qaballistic magick which realize heavily upon balance.

My dear Eris, as seductive and tempting as you are, you really need to realize that you're nothing besides a reflection of Qliphoth.

Destruction DOES NOT exist in the higher dimensions, so thus you cannot exist anywhere besides (maybe) Malkuth.

Okay, okay, I'll get to good part.

Eris is a Goddess of complete disorder; and she happens to enjoy exciting both guys and girls alike in order to bring imbalance to the ten Sephiroth. And to invoke her seems to bring with it quite a bit of maddness, which is why I don't ever recommend doing it (unless you possibly want to die).

This is why I encourage everyone to avoid chaos magick at all costs, since it's only going to hurt YOU in the end.

Trust me, even as I write this I can feel a bit of "naughtiness" creep up my spine. Yikes.