According to school, I am gay. I was unaware of this fact until people pointed out the signs that showed my homosexuality like a huge beacon. For example, did you know:

· I'm gay because I don't find Nicki Minaj attractive

· I'm gay because I prefer Kasabian to One Direction

· I'm "super gay" because I prefer RPGs to Call of Duty.

· I'm gay because I play Magic the Gathering

· I'm gay because I used to play Yu-gi-oh.

· I'm gay because I used to play Pokémon TCG

· I'm gay because I play Pokémon

· I'm gay for still playing on my PS2

· I'm gay because I've never had a relationship

· I'm gay because I stood up for a male friend

· I'm gay because I don't have a Facebook account

And most crucially:

· I'm gay because I know of transparent fishing wire

So thanks people at school! I now 12 reasons why I am gay.